aD apptitude test

Mods if this is not ok, please remove

I have been reading many obscure and off the wall posts lately, and to solve this, I propose an entrance exam of sorts to be a member of aD. Without further ado, here are some questions that could be on the "entrance exam." All in good fun

1.How many bits are in a byte?
a)56
b)playstation 2
c)8
d)2584

2.What does the acronym aD mean?
a)After death
b)ad
c)Henry
d)afterdawn

3.If Mike has 3 apples, and Sussie has 2, how many apples do they have total?
a)Im hungry
b)6
c)5
d)i dunno

4.Is it ok to downlaod movies illegaly?
a)yes
b)no
c)Depends

5.If u mess with Neph, will u get banned?
a)No, because hes the most cuddly mod on aD (lol)
b)Yes, cause he doesnt take bs
c)Who is Neph?

6.Do u know how to use a search button?
a)No, whats that?
b)No, I like to be spoonfed
c)No, I am too lazy
d)Yes

I am slowly losing momentum here, so I will now stop Please contribute if u have any other suggestions for aD entrance questions

 

1:B
2:C
3:A
4:B
5:A
6:B


Did I pass the test..LOL...

 

With flying colors!!!!! haha

 

whew...glad i'd be under the grandfather clause

 

these are all trick questions. have a look:

1. there are no bytes in bits. there are only kibbles 'n bits

2. that is actually a guy laughing and winking at you (look at it sideways)

3. the real question is "how big are sussies 2 apples?"

4. only until you get caught...then its bad....real bad...

5. neph doesnt ban people. he gets their ip address then pays a little visit to their houses...lets just say he leaves his own post...a grave post..

6. need more info. is this the same as a fart button? if it is, then i'd say hell yeah, i know how to use one of those....what do you think i am, an idiot?

 

Haha, i like ur interpretation sui-cyco

 

Lol, now that would be amusing...

But you can't expect people to pass an exam to be able to create an account..

lOl @ the one about Neph:

Errrmm..is the answer c??

 

LMAO, hope he doesnt boot me when he read this haha

 

I took the test but my dog ate it.

 

now, dammit, we all know the answer is always 42.

 

Convenient excuse lol

 

@Auslander,Whew! I'm glad my dog ate mine,I put down 43!

@Stang, Can I do a make-up test And will you be grading on a curve?

 

NO YOU CANNOT! that is, unless you pay me to subcontract out to one of my personal hackers to go and erase your first try, as you only get the one.

 

@Auslander,Oh Alright! I'll give you my lunch money.

 

nope, however if you give me 15 minutes alone with your girlfriend during lunch, in the bathroom stall maybe, then i think we can work something out

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA, now kids, stop fighting

 

who's fighting? this is a business deal

 

You will have to wait,she's busy with the football team right now!lol!

 

r u dating my ex mr.wrench? Sounds like it haha

 

sloppy seconds, nasty nineteenths, i can work with trembling thirty-fourths.