I'm in Bristol, UK, and funnily enough, my girlfriend is from Wigan, Avondale Rd in Swinley, but I'm sorry I haven't got a dreambox, whatever that is... Did you hear about the bloke who went to visit a lady friend in Wigan? She asked him to put up a couple of shelves, so he popped out for some Rawlplugs and screws. He went down to Mesnes Road and stopped a chap. "Are you local?" he asked him. "Yes" came the reply. So he asked him, "Is there a B and Q in Wigan?". the bloke looked at him for about a minute, and then said, "No. There's a W, and an I, and a G..."
