anyone here wanna help me pull an oceans 11 on bill gates

come on you know youve thought about it all we need is like 30 peps with stun guns .. a donkey .. for personal reasons .. 30 masks , some c4 , .. for the safe .. and a couple of wiz computer peps .. using all microsoft progams of course .. think of the irony of being robbed by your own creations hehe... and lots of bannana peels .. and i mean lots of bannan peels .. a couple of t bone steaks for the guard dogs ... and about 25000 starting money ... what do you say ?
sounds great ehh .. just send me the money and we will get started lol...

 

i disagree i think it wouldnt work with 30 people as theyd see us coming, we need a team of about 5... 3 of whom will be driving large trucks full of of stun grenades, 1 in a truck full of gas grenades. they drive all four truck to the Gates Mansion and jump out leaving them on a collision course for each other. then the 5th person will actually perform the roberry once everyone else is incapacitated.....

 

mr gates probably has army trained guys patrolling his estate 24/7.

 

first we kidnap his son then we take his money lol

 

well i see syphertek thats not a bad idea .. but then again what about the army weazel200 speaks of ?...hmm maybe with just a few we could sneak in ... svar 91 says kidnapp is the answer .. tru that be easyer to accomplish concidering and definatly get the bill man thinkin but .. it wouldint work .. the money exchange couldint possikbly work .. .. it didint even work for that guy who played the bad guy in speed .. and he treatened people with bombs .. no no what we need is about 4 peps with trankuilizer guns .. stun guns are too noticable .. we need to be dressed as clowns .. that way when bill laughs his ass of at us on cam ... he might give us some money after we get caught ... we also need some monkeys .. monkeys will keep the guards busy while we get in the gates 100s of monkeys just let loose everywhere .. you know the guards would definatly be distracted by that ... then we make our move .. run to the house blow the safes .. get acssess to all of the new computer developments , and money of course .. steal all his plans for the future of technology and sell them on ebay .. hehehe i cant stop grinin .. whenever i see a fusking retard richer than me .. it makes me sick to my stomace .. wiping the shit eating grin off of there faces is the only thing that puts one on mine ... lol later peps

 

....hmmm very interesting but even better ! why dont we give the MONKEYS the stun guns and let them rob him for use...then i will use my primate mind control powers to herd them back into the wild so we can all go back in time and live in a cave...wait a minute...................................................................
.............................................oh yes the robbary! then the monkeys will just give us the money and we can buy MORE microsoft software!!

 

droogie01.... you are quite possibly , by far the most ..... bad ass mother fu@%er on the planet ... lol .. great idea .. just think 100 pissed off monkeys with stun guns lol... crazy .. but affective ..for sure hehe ..

 

i dont care what army hes got.. i doubt there are many ppl on this planet capable of withstanding the blast of 4 truck loads of grenades.... when theyre all knocked out everything in the mansion is up for grabs.

besides good ol bill probably has windows running on all his security systems so theyll be as unstable as a crack whore and probably vulnerable to crashing when you look at them.

lol

i think the best way to take all his money would be to get a clone of bill gates (or just any old nerd in his 40s will do lol) we kill the original bill and swap him for our own bill then everyone who is in on the plan simply violently takes over shares in microsoft owned by other companies with the aid of those stun gun wielding monkeys.

then we get our bill to close down microsoft and we all withdraw our shares and become millionaires...

hows about that for a plan

lmao

 

This could be done with the help of SPECTRE. But I'm sorry to inform you guys that I'm out of the world domination business

 

SPECTRE !!!! bah

your plans had more holes than swis cheese DR NO

world dominations just not your scene... leave it to the unspoken proffesionals

lol

 

Find where he lives... Get to him by sneaking in, then say this to him while he's on the bed with his mrs.
"See? I passed through the guards... Put 50 billion bucks in this account tomorrow or next time i visit you will be to..."
Then once the money goes into that swiss bank account, you transfer it into 60 different bank accounts all over the world. Then you have to transfer it into 120 bank accounts all over... Then you start going down. Transfer it into only 60 different bank accounts, then to 30... Pick a journey around the world with your boys, getting the money from those countries where nothing ever happens, and put it back into swiss banks again... And that's it, by the time the Feds find the trail, the money will be out of the little banks and in your big fat swiss bank account!

 

Now that's planning that SPECTRE should be proud of !

 

Is that a job offer, evil dr_no?

MUAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA!!!! (classic evil laugh)

 

Shhhhh, keep it hush-hush, we are talking about a secret organization here. Number 2 will contact you.

 

it would be much easier to rob roman abramovich. permiggs knows who he is

 

I know: IMPOSSIBLE!

 

there's ruskies willing to assasinate him for as little as £3k.

 

Yeah, but did you know that he got the SAS to do his personal guard? The SAS had to train up in emergency! He emptied the stock, and he pays them their weight in gold...

 

He needs all the protection he can get. He's too scared to step foot in Russia again.

 

So you all know he's on my payroll