[bold]Thought it could be funny if everyone tried to find some blonde jokes.So here goes:[/bold] Q. Why don't blondes use vibrators? A. They chip their teeth.
I realise that there is a friday funnies I just thought that a seperate thread for blonde jokes would be cool
It just keeps all the jokes in one bit, therefore keeping everything sweet. Trust me on this one guys, the mods will appreciate it, as will all the joke tellers etc. No harm done chaps. Pulsar
you know pulsar got to give him credit, wolf PM'd me first and my response was maybe add it to the existing friday funnies but in hindsight it might be nice to have a separate section.The other thread is at page 20 something.Who's going to read the whole thing. The mods will either close it or they wont , theres no harm done.;
whats the similarity between a blonde woman and box of chicken pieces.... once u are done with the legs, thighs, and breasts, all u have left is a greasy box to put your bone in!!! yer u lurr dat!!
One day, a blonde went into an appliance store that was having a sale on TV's. She walked up to the counter and said to the clerk, "I would like to buy this TV." The clerk replied, "Sorry, I don't sell to blondes." So, the blonde dyed her hair brown and returned the next day. Again,she went up to the counter and said, "I would like to buy this TV." And again, the clerk answered, "Sorry, I don't sell to blondes." Puzzled, the blonde asked, "How did you know I was a blonde." And the clerk said, "Because that is a microwave."
Again Q. What does a blonde and a turtle have in common? A. Get'em on their back and their both f#*&@d.
thats ok but heres something to keep you all amused: The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of "yes/no" type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet - Yes for Heads and No for Tails. Within half an hour she is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out. During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on. "I finished the exam in half and hour. But I am rechecking my answers." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Three women escaped from prison. One was a redhead, one a brunette, and one a blonde. They ran for miles until they came upon an old barn where they decided to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climbed up, they found three large gunny sacks and decided to climb into them for camouflage. About an hour later the sheriff and his deputy came into the barn. The sheriff told his deputy to go up and check out the hayloft. When he got up there the sheriff asked him what he saw and the deputy yelled back, "Just three gunny sacks." The sheriff told him to find out what was in them, so the deputy kicked the first sack, which had the redhead in it. She went, "Bow-wow", so the deputy told the sheriff there was a dog in it. Then he kicked the sack with the brunette in it. She went, "Meow", so the deputy told the sheriff there was a cat in it. Then he kicked the one with the blonde in it, and there was no sound at all. So he kicked it again, and finally the blonde said, "Potatoes."
LOL that's somefunny stuff andmerr and cool sig. You to wolf36 was those from the movie spirted away? Does anyone have more blond jokes.
man you asked but i dont want to hog the show as this is wolfs thread. But heres a couple to keep you amused: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BLONDE AND A MOSQUITO? A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A blond calls 911 and tells the fireman, "My house is on fire. My house is on fire." The fireman says, "How do we get to you house?" The blond hits her head and replies, "Dah, in the big red truck." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why is a blonde like a beer bottle? A: It's empty from the neck up!
Ok i got one. The blonde calls radio station to request a song. The radio guy ask her where are you calling from?and blond say from my cellphone.
LOL that's somefunny stuff andmerr and cool sig. You to wolf36 was those from the movie spirted away? Does anyone have more blond jokes. My sig is from Princess Momoke or somthing like thea I can't spell it ask Andmerr he knows how. But heres my joke: Q. What's the difference between a group of blondes and a good magician? A. The magician has a cunning array of stunts.
