CHINESE HOROSCOPE....TRY IT

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  1. hursty

    hursty Active member

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    AMAZINGLY ACCURATE
    Whatever you do, don't cheat!


    CHINESE HOROSCOPE :
    THE YEAR OF THE IRON DRAGON,
    WISHING YOU PROSPERITY AND GOOD FORTUNE IN THE
    CHINESE NEW YEAR
    FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS -
    DO NOT CHEAT
    OR IT WON'T WORK AND
    YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN`T.

    TAKE 3 MINUTES
    TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT.






    THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO ME SAID
    HER WISH CAME TRUE 10 MINUTES AFTER SHE FORWARDED THE EMAIL

    NO CHEATING !!!!










    THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME.







    [bold]DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT.[/bold]


    IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES -

    1st. Get PEN and PAPER

    2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW

    3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results.

    4th. SCROLL DOWN
    ONE LINE AT THE TIME
    DON`T READ AHEAD
    otherwise
    YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN.








    1. On a blank sheet of paper, [bold]WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11[/bold] in a COLUMN on the LEFT.


































    2. BESIDE the NUMBERS [bold]1 & 2[/bold],
    WRITE DOWN ANY
    2 NUMBERS YOU WANT.

    DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE NUMBER?













    3. BESIDE the NUMBERS [bold]3 & 7[/bold],
    WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF TWO MEMBERS
    OF THE OPPOSITE SEX.










    CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT














    4. WRITE ANYONE S NAME
    (like FRIENDS or FAMILY...)
    next to [bold]4, 5, & 6[/bold].












    DON`T CHEAT OR YOU`LL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID













    5. WRITE down FOUR SONG TITLES in [bold]8, 9, 10, & 11[/bold]
















    6. Finally,
    MAKE A WISH
















    ARE YOU READY?
    HERE IS THE
    KEY TO THE GAME












    1. THE NUMBER of PEOPLE YOU MUST TELL ABOUT THIS GAME is found in
    SPACE 2




    2. THE PERSON IN SPACE
    3 IS THE ONE YOU LOVE





    3. THE PERSON YOU LIKE but your relationship CANNOT WORK is in
    SPACE 7





    4. YOU CARE MOST about the PERSON you put in
    SPACE 4






    5. THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO
    KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.






    6. THE PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6 IS THE YOUR
    LUCKY STAR






    7. THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH THE
    PERSON IN NUMBER 3





    8. THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE
    PERSON IN 7






    9. THE 10TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT
    YOUR MIND





    10. AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU
    FEEL ABOUT LIFE





    11. NUMBER 1 IS YOUR
    LUCKY NUMBER








    STRANGE HOW IT SEEMS TO WORK.

    sorry about the caps,i copied and pasted it here
     
    Last edited: Dec 6, 2005
  2. Jamzbond

    Jamzbond Regular member

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    I've always found these to be quite astonishing and this one was no exception. It was spot on, I mean dead spot on down to #8 of the answer key but after that it was bizarre. Thoroughly enjoyed the humor of it though. Ofcourse now I gotta go tell 30 people about it and that's not gonna be any fun :-(
     
  3. Alien13

    Alien13 Guest

    Heheheh, thats pretty good :) i like it :)
     
  4. EvaMae

    EvaMae Member

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    its good yes. but my aunty whom i hardly ever see is not the person who knows me best. my cousin is not my favourite person, and i was not happy with how the people of the opposite sex worked out. but yeah, number 7 isnt possible. :(
     
  5. bldbounca

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    I doubt this is even Chinese, and I just found it completely annoying and totally false. I mean not even 1 thing was right.
     
  6. SeanZ0r

    SeanZ0r Regular member

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    [bold]This isnt a myspace bulletin.[/bold]
     
    Last edited: Dec 7, 2005
  7. hursty

    hursty Active member

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    is that because you might be a closet gay...hehehe

    just kidding..

    it doesnt work for everybody,and you have to take it with a pinch of salt,its just a bit of fun after all
     

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