Corrupt a Wish

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  1. Evastar

    Evastar Regular member

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    I'll start off by giving you an example.

    e.g. I wish for a pony.

    The next person must say 'wish granted' and then tell you how your wish goes wrong

    e.g. your pony is homicidal and it tramples you to death.

    Then the person who corrupted your wish makes their wish in the same post.


    I wish to win ten million euro on the lotto.
     
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  3. Evastar

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    Very good, so what's ur wish?!
     
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    Wish granted, but on the way home from picking up the check you save a young boy who was drowning in a pond...his parent's sue you for 20 million because you ripped his shirt while pulling him out.

    I wish there were more hours in the day
     
  5. varnull

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    There you go.. have 8 more,

    ...but we want you to work an extra 64 hours a week......

    I wish to put the genie back in the bottle. (isn't that the sensible persons 3rd wish??)
     
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    Wish granted, but while putting genie back in bottle you are granted unlimited wishes which cannot be undone. Be careful what you wish for.

    I wish I was relaxing in the pool
     
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    Wish granted, but you become so relaxed that you forget about everything else and your family starves, the bank forecloses on your home, and the pool is drained leaving you more stressed than before at the bottom of a twelve foot pool that you cannot get out of.


    I wish I hadn't ever seen the movie One Missed Call.
     
  8. varnull

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    I can save you from that memory by replacing the film you saw with The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3-D **shudders**

    i wish I wasn't looking at taking these damn pills again.
     
  9. Evastar

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    Granted, but u have to take a suppository instead!

    I wish Elvis was still alive.
     
  10. PacMan777

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    Wish granted, but you have to listen to "You ain't nothin but a hound dog" for the rest of your life.

    I wish all my wishes would come true without repurcussions. ;)
     
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    Wish granted, but the Law of Unintended Consequences bites you back on some of your less thought out wishes.


    I wish as Saint Paul wished " In all things am I satisfied, be it I have much or not at all, I have been well fed and I have gone without, but in all things I am satisfied"


     
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    Wish granted but as a result of not wishing for good health... you get the bird flue and die...

    I wish for me to get into the top torrent sites.
     
  13. Evastar

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    Granted, but everything u download has a virus!

    I wish i could speak japanese.
     
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    LOL Only one problem, if I'm bitten by the Law of Unintended Consequences, that would be an unwanted repercussion making the original wish invalid (not granted). ;)

    Wish granted. But knowing Japanese, you say something to tee off a ninja, who decapitates you with his sword.
     
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    Thanks Pacman, my headless ghost wants to know what your wish is?
     
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    What can be done to corrupt the wish without it being a repercussion?
     
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    Ok pacman, all your wishes come true and you're rich and famous etc., and everyone hates you and no-one wants to be your friend anymore 'cos they're all jealous!

    I wish to catch a really big fish next time I go fishing!
     
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    Repercussions: results or consequences of an action or event.

    Nothing happens when you wish because having something positive happen, according to this definition, is also a repercussion.

    And yes, I know there are other definitions, but I'm the genie so I get to decide what it means. XÞ

    You catch the fish but before it dies, it gnaws a hole in your boat which sinks, and you become stranded in the middle of the fishing hole. If you don't fish in a boat then it eats your legs.


    I wish I had super powers (You better have fun with this one).
     
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    Originally posted by PacMan777:
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    I wish all my wishes would come true without repercussions. ;)
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    I guess I'll have to fine tune that. LOL


    I wish all my wishes would come true without negative repercussions. That means I get to be rich, happy, everyone loves me, no one hates me, I live to a ripe old age with great health, everthing goes right, nothing goes wrong, and any later reincarnations will enjoy the same.

    You catch the fish, but it's a Great White Shark and it eats your boat when you reel it in.

    XEnigmaX
    Super powers? You have the power of Superman. Only problem is everyone else is carrying red and/or green kryptonite.
     
  20. Evastar

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    Ok Pacman, you live a long, happy and fulfilled life. Only problem is everyone else has been killed off by a mutant virus, so you're on your own!

    I wish that tripplite and goodswipe would put up the pic of them wearing bikinis instead of just talking about it!
     

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