Do you believe in ghosts and poltergiest

Im currently watching this tv program in the uk, Most haunted, I believe they have the same program in the us, In 2 years of watching ive never seen anything, But have heard strange footsteps ect, Is this all staged, Are we ever going to see a real life ghost filmed, Or is it a load of trollop, Or has anyone got any real proof of seeing something,

 

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you should post this in the Safety valve forum.

 

I don't believe in any of them, however I do believe in skeletons on unicycles...........

Yikes, there's one here......run for your lives.........

 

My wollen furry butt if you don't mind.......LOL

 

my butt, their butt, what about your butt?

 

LMRFOA...........................

Not unless you kept your appointment at the hairdressers..........
Your secrets out now, oh no that means my secrets out aswell..............

Nephilim had a furry butt
And baabaa he did know
Everywhere that Nephilim went
His butt was sure to show

The fur was white for all to see
And spread across both cheeks
And when he did his little dance
He made you smile for weeks...........

 

LOL, that one just appeared and had to be typed.........

 

i believe in ghosts...every night, a white sheep floats over my bed and curses me out for turning him into mutton and eating him. i laugh and throw my cat at him, then go to bed.

 

Robosheep is not to be messed with, you have been warned on several occasions auslander, this time the mint sauce won't stop me................

Your cat on the other hand does seem to have a really furry tongue.....................

Take it easy.......LOL

You guys rock............................

 

A professor at the University is giving a seminar on the supernatural.

To get a feel for his audience, he asks them, "How many folk here believe in ghosts?"

About 80 students raise their hands. "That's a good start," says the professor, "For those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?"

About 40 students raise their hands.

"That's really good," continues the professor, "I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"

15 students raise their hands.

"That's a great response," remarks the impressed professor, "has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"

3 students raise their hands.

"Brilliant. But let me ask you one question further...

Have any of you ever been intimate with a ghost?"

One of his students from a Redneck state raises his hand.

The professor is astonished. He takes off glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed that.

You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience." The redneck student replies with a nod and begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor asks, "Well, tell us what it's like to have made love to a ghost."

The student replies, "Ghost?!? Dang it!... I thought you said 'goats.'

 

i dont just believe in ghosts but i have seen one. i dont know any of you and have no reason to lie. if you dont believe in ghosts then you wont believe me but it dosent matter what you believe. im 100% sure ghosts exist and nothing is going to change my mind.
whats more, they arent scary!

 

@ baabaa: has she tongued you, as well?

@ xian: ah, i will laugh over that for a while.

@pro 'noob: cool.