I have a 386 IBM computer with a whopping 4mhz processor and 512Kb of ram if you're interested. Most of us here are nice generaous people, but unless you have a good reason why you need a computer you're probably SOL. You can get a cheap ass emachines computer for like $200 at Fry's or online.
ROFLMAO, ddp! I was thinking the same thing, but I sure hope that he can't read my thoughts that would be directed towards him. You realize, though, that May 23rd is the full moon. Looks like some folks are showing up early.