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  1. catfreak

    catfreak Active member

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    I felt guilty once ...
      But then she woke up


    -Quagmire on Family Guy-
     
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    "If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."

    -Zapp Branigan, Futurama

    "Kittens give Morbo gas."

    -Morbo, Futurama
     
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    There's so many quotes from Seinfeld it was hard to choose which ones to post.

    "Hi, my name is George, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents"
    -George Costanza

    "No soup for you!"
    -The Soup Nazi

    "A Festivus for the rest of us!"
    -Frank Costanza

    "She had man-hands!"
    -Jerry Seinfeld

     
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    lol yeah I know what you mean. My fav cartoon is Futurama, so I had to pull some quotes from that, but my fav sitcom hands down is Seinfeld.

    Yadda Yadda Yadda...
     
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  5. kinza

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    i love the soup nazi episode on seinfeld!
     
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    I'm watching the bizzarro jerry episode on TBS right now...another classic
     
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    I watched that episode on TBS three hours ago. Then after that was The Puffy Shirt.
     
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    you must be on the east coast then...
     
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    I'm on Central Time.
     
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    I'm on the east coast.
     
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    well here on the west coast its 6:40 and its on TBS from 6 to 7...
     
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    "Well, we're boned."
    -Bender, Futurama

    "I love it when a plan comes together."
    -Hannibal Smith, the A-team

    "Well, bubba, I guess you're just S-O-L, aren't ya?"
    -Nash Bridges (Don Johnson), Nash Bridges

    "Whatever happens, happens."
    -Spike, Cowboy Bebop

    "Toquitos!"
    -Gir, Invader Zim
     
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    Mr. Garrison: Does anyone know what sexual harassment means?
    Cartman: When you are tying to have intercourse with a special lady friend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.
     
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    "Wanna get high?"
    -Towlie, South Park
     
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    Mr. Garrison: I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
     
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    "Trust me, I know what I'm doing" - Sledghammer
     
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    "Respecty my f***in' authoritah!"
    -Eric Cartman, South Park
     
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    "Yaba daba Dooo" Scooby Doo
    "Doh" Homer Simpson
    "Get Bent" "Eat My Shorts" Bart Simpson

    just a few i can remember :)
     
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    Cartman: You so much as TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.
    Stan: Jesus, Cartman.
    Cartman: Well, I'm just sayn', man, seriously, don't mess with kitty, man.
     
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    FRED (TO DEIDRE):

    Well happen I’ve been having two affairs - with your sister and your brother, (VOICE NOW CAMP) because I’m gay. I say I’m gay.

    BUSH:

    General - this Mirror isn't working.

    GENERAL:

    Sir - that's a painting.

    from 2dtv :)
     
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