post all your favourite disses here, i don't have many, but i do know a pretty good one against blondes......... Blondes are like lava lamps, they look good, but aren't very bright post your favourite disses
Man...i dont remember dissing anyone since middle school! All the ones we said were corny and lame, like "yo mama so" disses, and "yo breath so hot" disses....those were the days!
lol, i remember yo momma disses, i got one.... "your momma's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house
how bout this your muma is so fat pple run round her for exercise or your muma is so fat she got more roles than a bakery, lastly your muma is so fat she gets in the bath, fills it up, then turns the taps on.
what does a screen door and a blonde have in common? the more u slam them the looser they get. what does a blonde call head room? tilt steering wheel. how do u drowned a blonde? put a scatch and sniff on the bottom of the bath tub.
Does anyone have bad chat up lines? I know a few, here are some of the best ones. Your eyes are like spanners, every time i look into them my nuts tighten. Hey baby lets play army soldiers, I will lay on the floor whilst you blow me up. I suggest not using them unless you want to be slapped (in a bad kind of way) or you want to break up with someone.
