Funny quotes, sayings etc.

Hey, I just though i would make a forum like this. I couldn't not find a similar one so, if there is one let me know and i will edit my posts or something.

Here is quote off a site I found while using google.

"America Online... So Easy to Hack, No wonder it's #1"

lol, just thought I would share that with you guys

 

"Computers are useless. They can only give you answers."
-Pablo Picasso

"UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity."
-Dennis Ritchie

and my personal favorite:
"The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier"
-Bill Gates

 

hahaha, nice ones djscoop

 

Confucius say,
"Constipated man does not give a crap."

 

Maybe I can bring this back to life (maybe not, lol) here is a good one that I found a while ago that PC-World said about the CAN-SPAM Act:

Its quite true but, I think its funny that they would compare it to Swiss cheese.

Peace

Pop Smith