In Remembrance of Graham Fisher

XEnigmaX · Jan 23, 2007

I'm sure we all remember the Xbox360 incident... if not, you can catch up with there rest of us by going HERE.

Well, he's been around, and even has written his very own guidbook to the universe. For your reading enjoyment, I took out some of the best segments into this easy to comprehend "Best of Graham Fisher". PM me and I'll give you a link to the full guidebook.

86. Basic Kick By Graham Fisher

Okay This Is fairly simple kick, the reason I put this tutorial in here is because many people do not know how to do a basic kick, sure you can kick like a girl at the shins, but can you actually do a real kick that will hit your opponent above the waist? So I’m gonna go over this. First thing we want to do is, raise your right leg if your right handed, raise your left leg if your left handed, so raise whatever leg your raising and make the position of your leg into a 90 degree angle while raised, and than swing your shin and foot up, this way you aren’t just throwing your whole leg up at the same time, because that doesn’t allow speed and balance. So just practice that for a while against a metal wall or punching bag or whatever.
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I'm sure he does this for fun every day...

87. How To Debate By Graham Fisher

Okay, debating can be hard, but that’s why I’m writing this tutorial. When debating, you don’t want to persuade your opponent to believe/do what your debating, you want to get your point to the audience, because the person your debating against already made his/her mind up, so f*** him/her, you the audience to be on your side. Okay, I’m gonna set up a scenario, lets say where debating Americas Death Penalty. Lets say little Robby is debating against you, this kid is a f*****, but he knows his stuff, okay lets say your for the death penalty, but D******* Rob is against it, because he is a d****. Lets say Rob says “I believe Death Penelty is wrong because killing people isn’t right,” while he is saying this you might want to nod your head in the no gesture, to make your audience get your attention, and you take the spot light, from this little f**. After Rob said that s*** about the death penalty being wrong, you might want to say, “Well Rob, yes killing people is wrong, but justice requires punishing the guilty, to prevent this person from ever killing again!” Poor Rob should be stuck now, he will probably say something back like, “Well its unchristian!” Oooh, Robs got you stuck here, because of his Bible crap. But you can always do something such as “Well it might be unchristian but it sets a example for all other people not to commit these crimes again, and saves the community money, so we don’t have to pay the prisions to take care of prisoners.” Well that’s just mainly how a debate should go down, but if your ever going to have a debate always make sure to study for it, and never give in, when in debate.
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Wow... this right here blew my mind. The death penalty saves money because the prisons don't have to take care of the prisoners.... and what about all the years involved in the initial case and the appeals to higher courts? If a person is sentenced with capital punishment, the quickest a court system can deal with appeals is at least twenty years. Maybe he should've done some research himself.

109. Graham’s Fatality By Graham Fisher

DONT DO THIS ON YOUR COMPUTER DO THIS ON THE ONE YOU HACKED INTO, PUT THE FATALITY ON YOUR TARGET!

Alright This Tut IS FOr Windows, So Lets Start Window Users, and after you hacked into someones computer, cause I talked to several people who can get into a computer and not kill its a**.......................

Click Start Run And Than Type In Regedit and find the directory [EDITED OUT FILE LOCATION], alright now look for a key called "[EDITED OUT]" double click on it and change it to whatever you want except for C:\Windows, This will kill your target's computer.’
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I bet that he accidently did this on his own computer, trying to install a .dll or something.

112. Getting People’s Credit Cards By Graham Fisher

Alright, This Tutorial IS Unfair And Cruel, But Who Cares Were All Wicked People, If We Weren’t We Wouldn’t Be Here, right? Alright All You Need For This Is A Payphone And A Target, Choose A Rich D******. Alright Now Call This Person Up, Say Your From Their Bank And Your Doing A Fraud Check And You Need Their Credit Card Info To Make Sure They Are Safe, Or Make Up Your Own Story To Get People’s Credit Card, Make Sure To Do This At A Payphone, And Use A Phony A** Voice To Keep The Heat Off.
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Basically, his entire booklet was filled with third grade ideas that our parents have already shown us the flaws in. Again, PM me if you would like a link to his full guidebook for even greater laughter. I hope you enjoyed remenising on the life of one of society's true social outcasts...

[EDIT: Sorry, I didn't censor out all the swear words.]

Ripper · Jan 22, 2007

Haha ^^

I vaugely remeber that, but not being an active member (I lurked here for a few months first) I didn't really catch onto it.

Lol

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