Divorce your wife and marry your pc. Hey it will be much cheaper and it can shut up when you want it to.
just tell her " honey i married you, that should be enough, now i need some quality time with my pc" then run.....................lol
LOL now you know why im single.women come in your life and try to change you.i aint changing for no b****.
Tell her that during 'inter......' with your PC you picked up a virus and your PC is also infected. That should keep her away for a while. BTW for all y'all who can't keep their mind out of the gutter I meant interaction not intercourse, ewwwwwwwwww. lol
[bold]@Jfk329[/bold] If you take advice from a bunch consisting of a [bold]Devil[/bold](Xbox type), a [bold]Weazel[/bold](not 1, but 200), some guy named [bold]Mack[/bold](Mackdl) who's [bold]Bond[/bold]ing(Jamzbond) with a [bold]Dog[/bold](Doggy_bot)[bold] And Merr[/bold]ily(Andmerr) smoking pot in an [bold]'Irie' land[/bold](Ireland) then I'm afraid that you're gonna go down like your other name sake(JfkJnr) and you won't be getting anywhere near 'Martha's' Vineyard, hehe Footnote: [bold]Irie[/bold]= Jamaican rastafarian word for cool, OK, alright, etc You may substitute your wife's name for 'Martha'. Man I hope y'all got a sense of humor or I'm really in for it.LOL LMAO
Why Andmerr coming from you it warms my heart. I feel my knees buckling. Please excuse me.... coz I'm all choked up(need a moment to compose myself). Say, you wanna repeat that, coz I'm not sure if I heard you right the first time, hehehe LMAO
just buy a second computer, run a wireless network in the house, her in one room, you in the other, have her join ad, and then you two can have topics in here. it'll be like you chatting, but via the net, that way you can both have quality time together. that way, auslander won't feel like is is one of the few couples in here, there is also mr and mrs taz too......
@Mackdl You're absolutely right......so here's the compromise. His wife gets the couch and the computer gets to sleep in the bedroom. BTW compromise=computer promise. Now where in there does it mention his wife, huh?.lol @Gear79 You are truly a hopeless romantic. I'm gonna start calling you Gear[bold]69[/bold]. What more could a man ask for than to profess his love to his wife in a chat room when they are only a bedroom apart. Now tell me, is that not love epitomized?. lol @Doggy_B Love that remote. Gotta get me one. Do they sell it on ebay?. Ok!....I just got it,(I'm a little slow sometimes). When do you start retailing it?. hehe @Andmerr Hey mate, either you're very abreast of USA current affairs(& not so current affairs) or you're a closet American,lol(no offense meant) You immediately got my little sattire on this thread. You psychic or what?
