not to sound like an utter prick, but the least we can do is nothing. You can get months of fun from LOD, heck I have a friend who still reinstalls Diablo II every 3 months and plays it to death, so my suggestion? Pick it up from your local gameshop - it's dirt cheap anyway!
Marman, What your asking is against forum rules. You'd be well served to read them. Consider yourself warned.