Well i thought this would be pretty fun... I hope im not breakin any rules for makin this, but hopefully there wont be any really dirty yo momma jokes that get this thread closed. Have fun and dont break the rules! Let the yo momma battle begin!
yo mama is so nasty i ask her whats for dinner, she jump on the table spreed her legs and said, "CRAB"
Yo momma is so fat she uses the highway for a slippin' slide. Yo momma so fat she play pool with the planets. Yo momma so fat she uses a pie as a clock. Yo momma is so fat that when she turns her head, her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs. Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it. Yo momma so fat she makes the world look like the size of numbers. Yo momma so fat when she dressed in red every body sang hey ho kolaid. Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck. Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon! Yo momma so fat when she wears red the neighborhood kids shout "Koolaid! Koolaid!" Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts! Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book! Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up. Yo Momma so fat she stood on a scale, and the scales life flashed before it eyes. Yo momma so fat when she turn around it's her birthday. Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN" Yo momma so fat when she turn around it's her birthday. Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans! Yo momma so fat the bitch is just FAT. Yo momma so fat were in her right now. Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise. Yo momma so fat last time she saw 90210 she was looking down at her scale! Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her. Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone. Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors. Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her. Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world. Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy. Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop! Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions! Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!" Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway. Yo momma so fat she got baptized in sea world. Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets. Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th. Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too. Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn" Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE! Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please" Yo Momma so fat she stood on a scale, and the scales life flashed before it eyes. Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo. Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code! Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon! Yo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved! Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun! Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in! Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in! Yo momma so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar! Yo momma so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose. Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction! Yo momma so fat you have to roll her ass in flour and look for the wet spot to fusk her! Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitches good side! Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections! Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER! Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball! Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views! Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family! Yo momma so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil! Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks! Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out! Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights! Yo momma so fat she got hit by a parked car! Yo mamma is so fat when she turns around its her birthday all over again. Yo mamma so fat when she went to a all you can eat buffet she spent the night. Yo mamma so fat her rolls have rolls. Yo mamma is so fat that when she got locked in the supermarket she still starved. Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through. Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out! Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets. Yo momma so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again. Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas. Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips. Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones. Yo momma so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps. Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs. Yo momma so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back! Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth. Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon. Yo momma so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, the bitch caused an eclipse. Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl. Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it. Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?" Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow! Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet. Yo momma so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her. Yo momma is so fat she got baptized in sea world. Yo mama so fat she went to the dry cleaners with her dress and they said mrs. we dont do curtains. Yo mama so fat that you've got more chins that a Chinese phonebook. Yo mama so fat when she walkes out of a store wearing yellow, everyone yells, "Hey taxi.".
