I passed my driving test yesterday and it feels great just wanted to tell all my fellow AD'ers (lol) some of you know me. But may as well start a question going and the question is: How many minor faults did you get on your driving tests? (if you have taken one)
i don't really remember, though i do remember that i had some severe penalties for not looking at my mirrors enough. i guess the testing officer didn't realize that in the mini-car i was driving then, the mirrors were easily visible out of my eyes without even moving my head. >.< passed first time, though.
@Rickster0...congratulations! When my dad was teaching me to drive, I put his 1959 chevy up a phone pole which was a serious improvement; damn that was an ugly car LOL!
i think putting my sister into a telephone poll at similar speeds would yield similar results. but then you got that classic 'stang, ger. be grateful! XD
haha, congrats rickster. @Gerry and Aus HAHAHAHAAHAHH!! i love you guys.. Almost as much as i love ireland XD. AHAHA... man. aD is still as good as it always will be if you people stay.
i think gerry would allow me to speak for him when i say he and i aim to please and have no plans of leaving soon. ...well, unless another moron pisses me off. then i'll B&M until the sky falls and say i'm going to disappear for a month (cough again cough) and come back a few days later.
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I remember when I took drivers training years ago. It was free at that time. Now my son is going to take drivers training and it cost $300 for it. I do remember tho on the final drive test my drivers trainer fell asleep while doing my 3hr test on the highway. Did pretty good on my written test as well.
Actually it was 1Hr for me and 1HR for the 2 other students that was in my group. We had groups of 3 and each drove 1hr. But yeah it was funny when he fell asleep. I also remember 1 time when we worked with another group and was out in the country practicing passing each other. Some van drove into the oncoming lane while we where doing it playing chicken with the other groups car. I wanted so bad to do a U-turn and run the guy down but I was afraid of getting a bad mark for the U-Turn. lol
Wow went abit off subject lol but oh well Thanks people for your congrats Have been out and about alot and it feels great to not have to wait for a bus lol Its a lovely car to drive also and i am having so much fun in it
I didn't stop at a red light(right turn), but he/the instructor passed me anway. Said he seen it, but was half asleep so didn't mark it. Think I had 2 other mistakes: one for "lane choice" and "speed". (speedometer was off, I swear Thank you for the laugh today, I very much needed that. Drive safely, but fast I hate slow drivers ...and congrats.
you may be a cautious and safe driver, but you are not a good driver yet. that takes a lot of experience, and, in my lil ol' opinion, specialized training in specialist maneuvers. not trying to knock you down, but just don't get cocky. when you realize how horrible it is to be completely out of control with thousands of pounds of metal and plastic around you on a course for annihilation, it will be too late.
i fully understand what it takes to be safe and i don't speed around and have had no problems with other drivers and other drivers have had no problems with me
