REAL DMV Answers The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can't see my license plate. Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? A: Your car. Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute. Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? A: The color. Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? A: Heavy psychedelics. Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? A: Carry loaded weapons.
LMAO......Pure class as always andmerr. Some of my own............... Q:What should you do if you find yourself falling asleep behind the wheel? A:Make sure you have cruise control on Q:When is the best to time to drive a car? A:On Thursday, you get double points on pensioners day Q:Why should you regularly maintain your vehicle? A:I don't know, mine is always in the garage Q:If your car breaks down, what should you do? A:Break into another one and make your escape Q:How do you know when to change gear? A:When the instructor tells me to Q:Why should you drive on the correct side of the road? A:You would have to drive backwards to get to you destination Q:Why should you regularly check your fluid levels Aryness causes rashes Q:Why should you insure yourself to drive? A:Have you seen how I drive Q:What should you do if you see someone broken down at the side of the road? A:Stop and make fun of them, and hope they can't catch you Q:What should you do if you see a hitchiker? A:Stop and ask them for the time Q:Why should you use your indicators? A:It tells the car which way to turn next Q:Why is it important to receive proper driving tuition? A:Because my dad is always drunk when he teaches me Q:Is it right to show off whilst carrying passenegers? Aefinately not, always keep your clothes on at all times Q:If a Policemean pulls you over, what should you do? A:Agree with everything he says if he is wearing rubber gloves
