stingrays taking over the world!!!

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  1. Ballpyhon

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    http://articles.news.aol.com/news/_...n/20061019043009990003?ncid=NWS00010000000001

    What they have not told you in this article is that there is a plot masterminded by Osama Bin Laden, to dominate the world.

    As we all know Steve Irwin was killed a few weeks ago by a large stingray while filming a movie. What the media was unaware of at the time is that this was part of a mass murder plot to be carried out by stingrays around the world. In order to prevent a mass panic, only two stories have been released in the media. the Steve Irwin case, and James Bertakis the 81-year-old man in the story above. They are calling this incident a "Freak Accident", but it is far from that. In the next few weeks, stingrays will be targeting beaches and popular tourist spots around the world all in an effort to take over the world. Experts are convinced this is not going to be an easy war to win, as 70% of the world is made of water, most of which has been deemed safe to swim in, until now. Beware of any lakes, streams, beaches, and place near water as it is now proven that these "stingray terrorists" are known to leap from their native habitat of water onto land, in an suicidal effort to further Bin Laden's efforts. These stingrays are just the first of many to be released. In the very near future sharks, jelly fish, eels, and other sea creatures will be on the prowl. As far as we know there are no animals in flight involved in the plot to destroy human kind.
     
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    Bin Laden's stingrays terrorists school in Afghanistan,wow....

    next it will be catfish terrorists who wil attack us off our dinner plate..
     
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    [bold]Teorrist arnt kool[/bold]..
     
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