Subject Post & How I wish I could answer.

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  1. larrylje

    larrylje Active member

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    These are some Subject post that members have asked in forums and how I wish I could have responded to them.

    Get a good training coach to train it harder.

    NO!

    If you have a hot enough fire

    Call the medical examiners office and get an autopsy

    What a naughty DVD

    turn up the heat

    Dial 411 or tell them they ban like a girl. That should get their attention.

    when’s the viewing and funeral.

    maybe its depressed get some antidepressant medications for it.

    Take him outside maybe he will be happier.

    Do you mean the language changes to (You stupid Mutha F**Kin, F**Ced up piece of S**T why wont you burn) when things are not going right?

    Yes a ? (is a question mark) which shows the reader that you are asking a question.

    Put a couple more logs of wood on it. Or fill it up with more fuel.

    Get them some marriage counseling.

    In most countries that would be against the law. Not to mention cruel and unusual punishment. But I have to admit it has crossed my mind a few times.

    Stop putting them in the freezer.

    guess all the kids where naughty this year.

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    This isn’t a subject title but just a question someone asked and I wanted so much to give this response.

    Go to a store that sells DVD Burners. Pick 1 out. Reach in your back pocket. Take out your wallet and open it. Take out credit card/money and hand it to cashier. Make sure you get a receipt.

    Im sure there is allot more out there but just a few I thought was a little humors.
     
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  2. tocool4u

    tocool4u Guest

    LOl....That was a funny read.
     
  3. rav009

    rav009 Active member

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    Lmao !!

    Great read, funny guy larry :)
     
  4. ireland

    ireland Active member

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  5. gerry1

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    LOL Larry. You're pretty damned good with the come backs, that's for sure! You had me laughing on more than one occasion!
     
  6. larrylje

    larrylje Active member

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    I think the (Burrning NEWBIE) comment is the best. LOL
     
  7. Auslander

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    mmm....let's have a newbicue. smear them in newbicue sauce and eat up!
     
  8. jorahan

    jorahan Guest

    Worthy of my sig, if i do say so myself
     
  9. gerry1

    gerry1 Guest

    @larry...yeah, I got a few chuckles out of that one; there was just something about the way you came out with it that had that comedian's moment quality!
     
  10. pyffy

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    @larrylje, those replies are legend. I have just wiped the tears from my eyes and fended off the disaproving looks of the other guys in my office. What a great post!!,
    If I may be so bold I thought I would pop this in here and I'm sorry if it's off topic, but It sort of fits. I have had this in my inbox for a while and just didn't know what to do with it or where to post it. I hope no one is offended by the off topic post and that some one gets a laugh out of it.

     
  11. larrylje

    larrylje Active member

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    @pyffy

    Very fuuny post,
    Loved the (Took hammer away from Midget) 1. Even tho I kinda liked them all.
     
  12. pyffy

    pyffy Regular member

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    Glad you enjoyed it, I'm sorry it was a little off topic but was it too good to keep under wraps any longer.
     

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