The difference between Australians, Brits, Canadians & Americans

Australians: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad.
Canadians: Are rather indignant about being mistaken for Americans when abroad.
Americans: Encourage being mistaken for Canadians when abroad.
Brits: Can't possibly be mistaken for anyone else when abroad.

Australians: Believe you should look out for your mates.
Brits: Believe that you should look out for those people who belong to your club.
Americans: Believe that people should look out for & take care of themselves.
Canadians: Believe that that's the government's job.

Australians: Are extremely patriotic to their beer.
Americans: Are flag-waving, anthem-singing, and obsessively patriotic to the point of blindness.
Canadians: Can't agree on the words to their anthem, when they can be bothered to sing them.
Brits: Do not sing at all but prefer a large brass band to perform the anthem.

Americans: Spend most of their lives glued to the idiot box.
Canadians: Don't, but only because they can't get more American channels.
Brits: Pay a tax just so they can watch four channels.
Australians: Export all their crappy programs, which no-one there watches, to Britain, where everybody loves them.

Americans: Will jabber on incessantly about football, baseball, and basketball.
Brits: Will jabber on incessantly about cricket, soccer, and rugby.
Canadians: Will jabber on incessantly about hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, and how they beat the Americans twice, playing baseball.
Australians: Will jabber on incessantly about how they beat the Poms in every sport they play them in.

Americans: Spell words differently, but still call it "English".
Brits: Pronounce their words differently, but still call it "English."
Canadians: Spell like the Brits, pronounce like Americans.
Australians: Add "G'day," "mate" and a heavy accent to everything they say in an attempt to get laid.

Brits: Shop at home and have goods imported because they live on an island.
Australians: Shop at home and have goods imported because they live on an island.
Americans: Cross the southern border for cheap shopping, gas, & liquor in a backwards country.
Canadians: Cross the southern border for cheap shopping, gas, & liquor in a backwards country.

Americans: Drink weak, pissy-tasting beer.
Canadians: Drink strong, pissy-tasting beer.
Brits: Drink warm, beery-tasting piss.
Australians: Drink anything with alcohol in it.

Americans: Seem to think that poverty & failure are morally suspect.
Canadians: Seem to believe that wealth and success are morally suspect.
Brits: Seem to believe that wealth, poverty, success and failure are inherited things.
Australians: Seem to think that none of this matters after several beers.

I love this...lol...

 

I'm not bias, I am Canadian, I just had a few good laughs!

 

Well I'm from Australia and I can tell you yes we do love our beer and our sport(especially bloody Aussie Rules Football and Rugby) but I hate the taste of bitter beer(like VB) that's so popular over here and kind of Aussie beer. How would our accent be mistaken for a Poms anyway? I think instead of using words to get woman laid our blokes would probably more likely to use.....wait for it.....beer!

 

funny article, though i find it sad that i'm reading this while drinking a beer

 

im english but i live in australia so i find this pretty funny.australian beer isnt anygood anyway i'd rather drink corona.as for the australians beating the poms thats not happening anymore.anyone remember man united coming to australia a few years ago and beating the aussies soccer team.

 

this doesnt make sense.Corona's are beer.

 

yeah corona is a beer buts it mexican not australian.i cant stand west end draught.i do drink VB but not very often.i drink tooheys sometimes just not very often.i tryed budweiser the other day not the best beer.i only drink australian beer at partys or if someone gives it to me for free.

 

tooheys extra dry and tooheys new are the best(local) beers. everyone seems to rate corona's, don't really like em. as for euro beers, heiniken and carlsburg are the best i've tried.

 

carlton cold are about the only decent beer out

 

so How many people are from aus here i've noticed there are a lot of aussie on ad me being one of them

 

i don't know, 12???
me being one of em.

can't agree, i think carlton cold taste watered down

 

im not an aussie im a permanent resident of australia.im actually a citizen of england,scotland and northern ireland.as for heiniken that stuffs ok.i'm not too keen on really bitter beer.

 

I hope that my rellies down in Savannah don't chuck a wobbly
when I tell them that I'm at least 90% Australian. They will surely think that I've got a few roos loose in the top paddock.

 

I must be Aussie for like the Koala I eat bushes then leaves...

 

well i admit it i was born here as well.I'm a victorian or melbournian depending who you want to be or an australian.

 

andmerr where about in vic?

 

geelong!!!!!!!!