the thread of rediculousnus

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  1. thecraigc

    thecraigc Regular member

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  2. Lethal_B

    Lethal_B Moderator Staff Member

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    ooh i gotsta get me one of those!
     
  3. catfreak

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     I assume that you mean 'the thread of ridiculousness'

     Well, here goes:

     Chick tracts are those stupid little 'Jesus pamphlets' you find at pay phones and in public bathrooms etc...

    Chick tracts make witnessing
    so easy!
    Anyone can do it! There are all sorts of places you can leave Chick tracts. Don't forget to give them to people you meet each day. They will often thank you for it!

    How to use them:
    While shopping
    In your home
    Halloween
    Vacation
    Christmas
    Don't forget your missionaries
    Easter
    More great ideas
    A daily witnessing plan that you can do!
    Don't let people say this about you!
    Does it really work to leave tracts around for people to find? See this and decide for yourself.

    Being shy didn't stop me
    "My husband is a minister who does evangelistic work, but I am shy. I am active in my church but I wanted so much to witness to non-Christians...
    I have been leaving Chick tracts everywhere! I leave them on shelves in the grocery store and drug stores, on phone booths, on newspaper boxes, in restaurants, in public restrooms, at the doctor's office. I made special trips to the local health department, WIC clinic, homeless health clinic...just to leave tracts. Even the food stamp office and Dept. of Human Services waiting rooms. The public library. Outside the high school in a bad neighborhood. I wrap them in plastic and toss them in driveways! I scan the local section of our paper for people convicted of DUI or other crimes and mail the tracts! If people did this in every town, so many could be reached. Oh yes, I send SOMEBODY LOVES ME to abortion clinics." "A brother was on his bicycle giving out (Chick tracts) and one of the men he gave one to got saved and is now a faithful church worker." —PA
    I left THE ASSIGNMENT on the lunch table at work this afternoon and tonight one of the guys read it and got saved. Praise God!" —IL

     
  4. Mort81

    Mort81 Senior member

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    Now thats rediculusnes oops I mean rediculous the way that was spelled :) Only funnin with ya craig. I couldn't spell half the words I type if it wasn't for microsoft word.

    Mort
     
  5. Lethal_B

    Lethal_B Moderator Staff Member

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    i can tell, Mort81, you spelt the correction wrong aswell lmao its ridiculous!!! :p
     
  6. Mort81

    Mort81 Senior member

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    I did that on purpose. Quit pickin on me :( Gonna hurt my feelings....not. :)
     
  7. Lethal_B

    Lethal_B Moderator Staff Member

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    lol i can get one joke but 2 jokes in one post... thats just baffling :D
     

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