Wat if Ireland's hardrives all crashed or got infected?

well i was board and ireland mentioned that hes got a few external hard drives /w an infentesimal amount of pics so i was wondering > Wat if Ireland's hardrives all crashed or got infected? < and he lost all those pics?

well lets here some senarios...

my guess would be that hed go crazy and jump out an office window

 

ireland is smart,as he has those pixs backed up not once but 4-times..
on for diff external hard drives...

its a Hobbie of mine since 1995 to collect pixs of all kinds..pix sizes are from 5meg to 1k in size.also i add about a hundred each day.

 

My Computer Crashed And Died Today,No AFTERDAWN

My computer crashed and died today
And I thought, "oh well what the hey"
Now I'd have time to clean my house
And see if I still had a spouse

It started out with weird frustrations
Combined with mild heart palpitations
And then my ankles began to swell
Withdrawal symptoms from no AFTERDAWN

Chills ran up and down my spine
Oh, God I had to get on-line
To greet my buds and check my mail
I began to feel helpless and frail

Then I remembered the Good Guy's Store
And all those computers by the door
I'd go there and when alone
With no one looking I'd sign-on to AFTERDAWN

I stepped up to a computer, clicked on AFTERDAWN
The Sign-On screen came up, man it sure looked swell
I clicked on the Guest name, then came the modem sound
I was having cold-sweats, as my heart began to pound

Then I typed my password, and the computer said, "Goodbye"
And that's what I kept hearing each time that I would try.
This was just an evil plot, the store was playing tricks
If only they had known how bad I need my AFTERDAWN fix

I ...slowly... typed... my... password... then...I... stood....and...waited
The darned thing said , "Goodbye" again and I got real frustrated
That's when I shoved the keyboard thru the monitor screen
And the last thing I remember is my loud shrieking scream

When I woke I was handcuffed being booked
I think I asked the data entry cop, if he'd get me a drink
Now I'm sitting in his chair, and I know I can get well
If I can just use his computer to sign on to AFTERDAWN.

 

wow u made that up /w in the last like 20 min LOL! Ur good...

 

Starrift
i can not take credit,no i did not make that up,all i added was the name afterdawn

the author is unknown,if i had the persons name i would of posted it.

 

o well but still u always seem to have the right quote or pic or essay on hand for just the right moment... wats ur secret?

 

Then we should call him England.

 

HA HA HA thats pretty funny

 

Real funny, aye mate, but I do believe that constitutes treason, Weazel. I wouldn't answer the door if I were you coz it might just be a few lads from MI5

 

One day Saddam Hussein was walking in the desert and he stubbed his toe on some hard object. He bent over to pick it up and a Genie popped out.
"Oh great," Saddam said, "I don't have time for this Genie nonsense."
"Oh wait," said the Genie, "You have to let me grant you three wishes or I'll be trapped in that stupid lamp for another ten thousand years."
"Ok" said Saddam, so he wished that the Genie would give him three American women.
So the next morning when he woke up, after the Genie had realized who this man was and after the Genie had granted the wishes, Tanya Harding, Garcella Bevoux, and Hillary Clinton layed next to him. His knee was bashed in, his p@nis was gone, and he had no health insurance.

 

Q: How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?
A: Burger King forgot to wrap his Whopper.

A guy walks into a psychologists office wearing a pair of shorts made from Saran wrap. So the psychologist says, “Well, I can clearly see your nuts.”

 

A Redneck Mother To Her Son

Dear Son,

I'm writing this slow 'cause I know youcan't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left. Your dad read inthe paper that most accidents happen within twenty miles of home, so we moved. Won't beable to send you the address as the last Arkansas family that lived here took the numberswith them for their house, so they wouldn't have to change their address.


This place has a washing machine. The first day I put four shirts in it, pulled the chain and haven't seen 'em since.


It only rained twice this week, threedays the first time and four days the second time.


The coat you wanted me to send to you,Aunt Sue said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with them heavy buttons,so we cut them off and put them in the pockets.


We got a bill from the funeral home, andit said if we didn't make the final payment on Grandma's funderal bill, up she comes.


About your sister, she had a baby thismorning. I haven't found out whether if it is a boy or a girl so don't know if youare an Aunt or Uncle.


Your Uncle John fell in the whiskeyvat. Some men tried to get him out, but he fought them off playfully, so hedrowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days.


Three of your friends went off thebridge in a pickup. One was driving and the other two were in the back. Thedriver got out. He rolled down the window and swam to safery. The other 2drowned. They couldn't get the tail gate down.


Not much more news this time. Nothing much happened. If you don't get this letter, please let me know and I willsend another one.


Love, Ma

 

One day there were two men walking down a dirt path. One of them had a big potato sack over his shoulder. The other decided to ask what was in the sack.
When he asked, the man said, ''I got me some chickens for dinner tonight. Mmm Mmm Mmm... Chicken sure sounds good tonight.''
The other one wanted to know how many chickens were in the sack.
''Well I'll tell you,'' replied the man, ''If you can guess how many chickens I got in this here sack I'll give them both to you.''


You might be a redneck if you give Santa three pickled eggs and a cold one instead of cookies and milk.


You might be a redneck if you think fast food is hitting a deer at 60 miles an hour.


Q: What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?
A: A full set of teeth.


You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says ''Just Say No To Crack'' and it reminds you to pull up your pants!


You know you're a redneck if the door mat to you're trailer home doubles as a mud flap to your pick up truck.

 

Ancient Chinese Torture

A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, grey beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?"
"Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man."
"Ok," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and entered the house.
Before dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young,beautiful, and had a fantastic figure. She was obviously attracted to the young man since she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal. Remembering the old man's warning, he ignored her and went up to bed alone. But during he night, he could bear it no longer, and sneaked into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear. Near dawn he crept back to his room, exhausted, but happy.
He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read, "Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest." "Well, that's pretty crappy," he thought. "If that's the best the old man can do then I don't have much to worry about." He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the boulder out. As he did so he noticed another note on it that read: "Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle." In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close to the end. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration, he jumped out of the window after the boulder. As he plummeted downward he saw a large sign on the ground that read, "Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bedpost."

 

I know I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon, but I really need it badly. I haven't had it for a while and I can already feel it going in good and hard and coming out nice and soft. If you would do this for me no one would ever know. I am sure you can satisfy my needs and I'd be very grateful if you would. I am very desperate and I need your help. You must think by now that I have a lot of nerve but I can feel my tongue wrapping around it and sucking out all the juices until it's very dry. I am not going to beat around the bush any longer so...
Do you have a piece of gum?

 

LMAO chinese torture

 

soon Valentine day will soon be here,to become a mod ye must date her for one day.

 

LOVEMAKING TIPS FOR OLDER MODS



- Put bifocals on. Double check that you're with the right partner.

- Set alarm on your clock for 2 minutes... in case you doze off in the middle.

- Set the mood with lighting. Turn 'em ALL OFF !

- Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin... just in case!

- Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember what to scream out at the end.

 

OLD MONEY



A young mod asked an old rich mod how he made his money.

The old mod fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel."

"I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents."

"The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 pm for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I'd accumulated a fortune of $1.37."

"Then my wife's father died and left us two million dollars."

 

O...M...G... Holy h*ll now that is going to give me more nightmares than darthnips "visual imagery"

(the valentines one)