everyone, meet my friend PolyArny---you know, that moron from my cgi class that i find so funny. there, justin...you've been introduced. say hi
you're welcome. i'm sure everyone here is going to make you feel right at home...and then this thread will be closed for being pointless aw, mods, you know i love you XD
WELCOME *(Polyarny)* TO AFTERDAWN, Why do morons like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture. Why did it take the moron an hour to eat breakfast? Because the orange juice carton instructions said Concentrate ! ! What do you do if a moron throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at him. How did the moron fall on the floor? He tripped over the cordless phone. How did the moron try to kill a bird? He threw it off a mountain cliff ! Why did the moron climb the glass wall ? To see what was on the other side! How do you confuse a moron? Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in one corner! Hear about the moron that got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize he could play it at night. Why did the moron going to the airport turn around and go home? Because he saw the sign that said "Airport Left". Two morons were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks. The first moron said "These look like deer tracks," and the other moron said, "No, they look like moose tracks." They argued and argued, and they were still arguing when the train hit them. Why can't a moron dial 911? He can't find the 11 on the phone! How do you keep a moron in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow!
Welcome Polyarny! Ahhh! fresh meat to pick on! (insert evil laugh here)..and I see no times been wasted!
yes he is the dufus had to log onto another computer as me just to say hello (as he so elequently did), as his school compie usage privileges were revoked for downloading illicit material. but he'll be back later to clarify things and assure all of you that this is a blatant lie. by the way, were going camping during spring break. after this post, i may not be coming back. *gulp* lol XD expect to see plenty of nonsense from him soon. Ireland, he's going to challenge you and Andy for the title of AD Jokester, and he's going to be some tough competition. good luck
Welcome to the forums, Polyarny. Though with you being a protege of Auslander, you're probably trouble!
mwahahhaha! yes, he's a handful...well, at least a load full of something. have fun with him, my duckies! i'm loving this, as he has no way to defend himself at the moment, other than looking over my shoulder and threatening to kill me. this is great!
Polyarny is none other than Auslander's new girlfriend. I have been replaced with a different kind of meat.
that's not true! i'm having you both for dinner! god...i'm in the middle of a blonde sandwich...literally. i sit right between them!
Welcome to the nut-house, polyanna! ... ah, no, polyarny! It stands to reason that any friend of Auslander must be a few sandwhiches short of a picnic so I'm sure you'll fit right in!
Polyarny,we all like ye,but.....we feel ye have a small bunch of problem's.. The wheel's turning, but the hamster's dead. A few straws shy of a bale. A few bricks short of a load. A few sausages short of a BBQ A few kangaroos loose in the top paddock not the brightest bulb on the tree a few donuts short of a dozen just shy of this side of reality looking through silly glasses A loose nut behind the wheel He/She rode the short bus He's a good example of why cousins shouldn't marry. playing the great game of life with 51 cards. well in the same vein as your mother's. "A few fries short of a Happy Meal" I would say I'm losing my mind... but it helps to have something to lose. He's six biscuits shy of a breakfast." They've got a screw loose. Lights are on but nobody's home. Off They're rocker. Headed for sane but stopped a little too late. Some village lost it's idiot. A little less than sane. Missing a few nuts & bolts. A not quite hard boiled. and my husbands slightly offensive favorite... Stupid people shouldn't breed.
Ireland: my respect and admiration run deeper than you can imagine! You are quite the card ... albeit the missing one. -Gerry
thank you everyone for the welcome. i understand that it is a rare thing for new users to get a welcome, but i guess it helps when auslander sits next to me in class. he is definately a character. and i am probably just a little more than off my rocker, but so is aus so i wont feel alone. love all the jokes they were good. once i get the chance i will send some funny ones back.
just make certain you follow the forum rules above as you might get thundered upon & maybe fed to the safety valve wolves!!
