Why is my xbox talkin to me?

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  1. Epic209

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    Ok, here is the deal...I start the beast up, and without putting a disc in the tray I sit there and wait. After about sixty seconds I start getting this creepy bgm that sounds like something out of a horror movie and then once ever minute or so this weird droid sounding voice starts saying something like Die Die something Die Die human.... I'm dead serious... If anyone knows what the hell this is, I would sure like to know..'cause this is startin to wigg me out... Thanks...


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  2. Phantom

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    Sounds to me like you have demon possesed X box. That happens sometimes when a virus comes with a game and mutates in your Xbox taking the form of what ever character they can find. So remove any games with stuff like Aliens or evil looking creature villins cause certainly that will be one first forms it takes.

    Sounds like to me the virus has really mutated and spread so getting rid of video games is only the start. You will also want to remove any kinda Dolls or Figurines around your Xbox. Wouldn't want you to wake up at night with your picinocio puppet hanging over you with knife in his hand.

    You laugh but this is serious stuff. People have died taking things like this lightly. So be careful.

    Next You will want to download an X box Virus cleaning CD from Nortons Antivirus. So go to www.NortonsXboxDemonkiller.com download that Norton's for Xbox and run Norton's every three hours for seventy-two hours. When you start hearing chocking and coughing noises, that means the virus demon is dieing and it won't be long. Continue the Norton's until your TV Screen has a smiley face. That means the Virus is gone and your Xbox is happy again.

    Good Luck man with that. That's scary stuff! Don't play around with that._X_X_X_X_X_[small]EM7[/small]
     
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  3. pong3

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    My xbox does that too Epic. It kind of sounds like the little aliens from Halo. I cant say i know why it does that, but it might be trying to say xbox is not of this world, so they put weird voices in it. Im talking crazy now
     
  4. darthnip

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    ok someone take a sound clip of this stuff, i just gotta here it!!
     
  5. Billyfett

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    All Xboxes do this thing. Just load up the xbox dash and let it sit for a while and turn up the volume. Sit back and listen to the Devil
     
  6. pong3

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    You don't even have to let evox load up. Just wait for your xbox to dim and it will start growling at you.
     
  7. darthnip

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    i've had both mine on for over an hour now wit hte volume up, still no microsoft demons!! DAMMIT!! i want a possessed xbox!!!
     
  8. Phantom

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    Darth you have had your xbox volume turned down for so long, your xbox is no longer possesed.=)
     
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    oooh no, the volume was up. i think i just scare the demons so bad they are afraid to come out!! This is a very interesting subject though, i'm curious as to how many people are experiencing this with their xbox's.
     
  10. Chode3000

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    It is GOD. He wants me to mod my xbox. Praise the lord....
     
  11. Dank

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    Actually its me... im taking over ur XBOX's
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  12. pong3

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    haha, wtf is that thing?
     
  13. Dank

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    hmmm so wonder wtf happened to the pic??
    did a mod remove it?
     
  14. Epic209

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    Ok, those of you that say you've heard it as well. Have you played red faction 2, or alien vs. preditor. I think it might be from one of the saved files on there, but not sure. I've posted this question everywhere, and still no one knows what the hell is going on. (as far as I know my x-box is demon free, except the bastard dave who sits on my couch and plays it constantly.) Going to record the sound right now. Will drop the link when I add it to my site. Later crazy people....
     
  15. pong3

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    i havent played those games, so i dont think that can be part of the voices...pretty weird though
     

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