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Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by hello531, Dec 16, 2006.

  1. hello531

    hello531 Member

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    Did u edited by ddp not see my thread? Scoot your edited by ddp bifocals up read peoples threads and answer there edited by ddp questions. These forums edited by ddp blow very unhelpful.
     
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  2. orthogonl

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    If you can't get an answer, please don't take it personally that we don't feel we can help you. Sometimes the members of the asked group may simply not know the answer. No response is not the same as being ignored, though admittedly it's hard to spot the difference from outside.

    Never assume you are entitled to an answer. You are not; you aren't, after all, paying for the service. You will earn an answer, if you earn it, by asking a substantial, interesting, and thought-provoking question — one that implicitly contributes to the experience of the community rather than merely passively demanding knowledge from others.
     
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  3. svtstang

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    hello531...goodbye you ungrateful douche

    Reporeted
     
  4. The_Fiend

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    [edit] i was gonna swear at this guy, but thought better of it...
    Safety valve, anyone? [/edit]
     
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  5. svtstang

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    yes, dont ban the ungrateful POS, let this go to the safety valve, where we can really let loose :D
     
  6. meyer_m

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    Believe it or not the word you are searching for is 'their' not 'there.' This problem affects many people just like you and can be easily corrected! YAY!

    oh yeah... and go to hell.
     
  7. ddp

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    moved to safety valve for the wolves to chew on this ungrateful idiot til i ban him. post & title edited
     
  8. svtstang

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    hello.....i know you dont contribute to aD, so why do you think people owe you any help? Man spoiled people suck, maybe you should take a minute and help someone, yank your head out of that dark hole below your waste, and realize your not the king of aD.
     
  9. rav009

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    Hey hello531,

    That's kinda harsh, you must realise that we do this all out of our own free will, were not paid to post the answers to your queries; we do what we do because we enjoy it.

    Being that ungrateful of our efforts & showing utter disregard for the fact that we actually have lives p#sses me just a little bit, with an attitude like yours you'll get allota help around here or any tech related forum in general. Next time call up tech support.........
     
  10. ireland

    ireland Active member

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    hello531
    I Hope This Helps... ye in ye daily life


    You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say here, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

    You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.

    You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

    You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

    I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

    If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

    You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

    You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

    And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

    You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

    On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

    I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

    The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

    P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.
     
  11. creaky

    creaky Moderator Staff Member

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  12. meyer_m

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    lol that's the best part!
     
  13. GrandpaBW

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    I do believe that you need some help with your sentence structure. You also need punctuation to make the entire paragraph readable.

    Your use of the word "there" is incorrect. You used the word "there", which is an adverb meaning location or place. You should have used the word "their", that is a possesive pronoun showing ownership.

    Now, there you have your English lesson for the day, you bonehead. :)
     
  14. Polyarny

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    The population of the world is growing, but unfortunately the sum of intelligence stays the same. tis a shame really, and i do beleive this kid fits in to that model.
     
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    [​IMG]

    Pretty much sums it up...
     
  16. svtstang

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    LMAO that made me laugh!

    I wish this punk would say something back, im feeling a little hostile today ;)
     
  17. ddp

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    svtstang, let it blow but keep it clean for the little kids on site.
     
  18. Deadrum33

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    From the movie Back To School starring the late great Rodney Dangerfield
    Guess which one hello531 is.
     
  19. ddp

    ddp Moderator Staff Member

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    pink floyds "the wall"??
     
  20. pepsimaxx

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    could you imagine how screwed up even more that album would be? :p
     

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