you're a wealth of knowledge.now tell me why people pinch each other for not wearing green on st. patty's day?why santa claus goes down the chimney and tracks soot all over the house?he could use the front door.as if somebody is gonna call the cops on santa.and theres that thing with the tooth fairy.what in the hell does she do with all those teeth?like if i had a big ol'bag of teeth laying around somebody's not gonna think im some kind of freak. ANSWERS,MAN! I NEED ANSWERS!}@
Come on man!!!...give me a challenge. The Cathlics resent protestants for all the persecution but they can't do anythiing about it so they "pinch" ppl and say it's tradition It's really simple, he's a Peeping Tom, or a Peeping Nick rather. We all know that peeping isn't about looking at ppl and getting off on it. It's about looking at someone w/o there knowledge. She gives them to Santa Claus, who in turn, gives them to Hillbillies w/ missing teeth for christmas. (See how I connected the 2?) And there you go the answer to some of life's most puzzleling mysteries.
You are very welcome. I do what I can. Would you like to know the meaning of life now? lol I can't tell you that, made a promise to god or satan...I forget.
no i dont need to know the meaning of life.im just happy to know the hillbillies are getting their teeth back.so there can be love,peace and a full set of teeth here on earth,amen. as for the socks,i have a theory and i think glueeater might already know this one.its a no brainer,santa's little helpers takes them.and in return santa hangs them by the chimney and fills them with goodies for all the good little boys and girls.so it seems santa is behind alot of unexplainable phenomenons/traditions.
see! we need better holidays in the USA dammit! you guys get cool days about people almost getting blown up and we get freakin groundhog day! yes an all wise weather predicting giant rat.
that ground hog sure has a gift for predicting the weather.and i know who gave it that gift.thats right,the old gift giver himself....SANTA! "MWAHAHAHA....MWAHAHAHA!"
[bold]Before[/bold] [bold]After[/bold] Thank you Santa for making my dreams of becoming President possible
LMAO Where did you get that? Was originally uncesored? looks like you sprayed something on the bottom out, was that you, and more importantly is it you?
no,you dummy.cant you see who that is....why its the jolly old fatman himself...thats right SANTA is THE GREAT PUMKIN!
It's just an email my dad sent me before holloween!!!!!! That's my fancy editing with paint brush!!! It was a website,so I had to edit it out! Holloween just got more exciting aye?
