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Bubba & Mrs B's Baby. Place your bets here!

Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by Bubba1982, May 10, 2005.

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  1. Mr_Taz_UK

    Mr_Taz_UK Regular member

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    I knew it, I knew it !!!

    :)

    hehehehehehe

     
    Mr_Taz_UK, Jun 4, 2005
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  2. Mrs_Taz

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    Go on Mrs B - breath hehehe

    we are all routing for you both - ooops all three of you hehe :)
     
    Mrs_Taz, Jun 4, 2005
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  3. darthnip

    darthnip Moderator Staff Member

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    Darth is a great name for a kid, hint hint!!

    congrats to both of you, since you both are now in for one helluva ride!!
    if the baby needs company, i got a few i could spare for a while if you need a brother or sister :)
     
    darthnip, Jun 4, 2005
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  4. Auslander

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    i suggest gunpowder and a match :)
     
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    Auslander, Jun 4, 2005
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  5. ddp

    ddp Moderator Staff Member

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    to messy, need suction power to pull that baby out!!!
     
    ddp, Jun 4, 2005
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  6. darthnip

    darthnip Moderator Staff Member

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    ok go and get a bag of ice, a croquet mallet, and find a nice flat area.
    here's what you do, lay her flat on her back, place your foot on her forehead, then whack her on top of the head with a croquet malletand out pops the baby, then give her the ice for the top of her head, works every time. oh and be sure to hire a good catcher or the baby might slide into the neighbors yard!
     
    darthnip, Jun 4, 2005
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    ddp Moderator Staff Member

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    too bloody as the rug rat will leave a red streak all the way to the neighbors than bounce back into mamma as the cord is still attached!!!
     
    ddp, Jun 4, 2005
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  8. Mr_Taz_UK

    Mr_Taz_UK Regular member

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    UUURRRGGGHHH!
     
    Mr_Taz_UK, Jun 4, 2005
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  9. darthnip

    darthnip Moderator Staff Member

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    that reminds me of when my twins were born, the doc asked me if i would like to cut the cords and i said "no but i wouldn't mind biting them in half", somehow i dont think he found it as funny as i did though.
     
    darthnip, Jun 4, 2005
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  10. Doggy_Bot

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    Im bettin 5 june, Male , 6 pounds... If i win this there better be a god damn prize!!!
     
    Doggy_Bot, Jun 4, 2005
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  11. rap4life

    rap4life Guest

    i came to see what this was about and thread is what i thought i was right :).
     
    rap4life, Jun 4, 2005
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  12. rap4life

    rap4life Guest

    i say Im bettin 5 june, Male , 6 pounds and good fun time.
     
    rap4life, Jun 4, 2005
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  13. rap4life

    rap4life Guest

    i say Im bettin 5 june, Male , 6 pounds and good fun time.
     
    rap4life, Jun 4, 2005
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  14. Doggy_Bot

    Doggy_Bot Guest

    ERRRRR!!!!@#$%
     
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    Doggy_Bot, Jun 4, 2005
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  15. Doggy_Bot

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    @ rap4life

    What is it copy Doggy Bot day or what...since you came here things have been much DIFFERENT(that means not so good) ',(
     
    Doggy_Bot, Jun 4, 2005
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  16. Bubba1982

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    well, the pains started 7 hours ago & she still is getting regularly but not quite as painful :(
     
    Bubba1982, Jun 4, 2005
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    Mrs B, hold out 3 days, till the 9th.... im counting on you.....

    :)
     
    CJC, Jun 4, 2005
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  18. Doggy_Bot

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    Hey guys ... when the baby is born why dont you make an account for it on AD!!!LOL that would be cool...even though must messages will be: afhmadkgl;.fsdgw5g45df4gsdffa,dxujfiokwdarfi9023t9024ty74$#*&_e45 LOL!!! P.S. : what happens if 2 ppl choose the same date and they win???
     
    Doggy_Bot, Jun 4, 2005
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  19. Bubba1982

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    doggy bot, It'll then go by sex and weight.
     
    Bubba1982, Jun 4, 2005
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  20. rap4life

    rap4life Guest

    no i didnt see the day u had that
     
    rap4life, Jun 4, 2005
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