JVC 1:18-And the prophet went upon the dumpster and verily doveth. In thine dumpster found he the valued cache, and it was good. For thine is the kingdom of cases, forever and ever, Amen."
"They did the dash- -they did the dumpster dash the dumpster dash, -and they saved tons of cash the dumpster dash -they cased up in a flash they did the dash -they did the dumpster dash WAA-OOOO- JVC laid it down, and the dumpster dash is the hit of the town, Whether green or black, or sometimes blue, if you get caught headz down, tell them BigToxy sent you. They did the dash...."
RD that may be one of the best posts at AD that I've read in years. Made me smile anyway. Have a good one buddy!! ....gm
RippDogg- UrFFFFF , URRRRRRRRRPPPP URRRRRRRRRFFFFF !!!!! - Good post You get three Cheers from The SEAL oF Approval !!! Well the Elephant SEAL of Approval Anyways !!! And the Cheers actually sound like someone Making Big Flappy Elephant Farts !!!!! Ever heard An Elephant Seal ??? - But good post none the less !!! It's a beautiful thing when creative minds get disturbed ! or in some peoples cases ( pun not intended ) disturbed minds get creative ? Just beware of JVC's Dumpster ! it's guarded by the Killer Bunny Rabbit With long Pointed Gnashing Teeth That'd ripp a a Man or Dogg to bloody shredded Goo !!!! So Run away ! Ceptin' you have the Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch in which case you and Brother Meynard May Blow it to Smithereens !!!!! LOL!!!!
Went yesterday ! my activities have been slightly curtailed as my wife's aging Corrola is in the shop so we're a 2 car family that's down to one truck !!! Mine /ours ? anyhow She get's it during the day & I get it at night { the truck I'mean !!! - Checked the dumpster and rescued about 10 cases including 1 Booger Green { Play station/ VideoGame type ? } Also Found 1 Game PS2 Demo ? and Scooby Doo's Creepiest capers !!! OOOH!!!! I also Got a Pristine M& M Toy Candy Dispenser -Sticker stamper? It's Got a Yellow Peanut M&M Figure on Top ! I almost Got a New In the Box Hanna Montana Toy But Could'nt grab on to it with My Grabber Jaws ain't big enough !!! well that's the breaks I suppose ? Not a real big haul but The dumpsters we're kinda light & I've been hitting them good lately so can'T complain I suppose !!! Well I'll Sign out for now Keep You Feet in the air & your Head in the Dumpster and They'll be looking at You Kid LOL!!!
You can't keep going back to the same dumpster day after day BT, you need to occasionally change it up and see other dumpsters; otherwise they get complacent and overweight and don't give you any; and sometimes they become violent and hit you just because of your internet curiosity, not cuz your a pervert or anything, but you just heard the guys talking and wondered how that was physically possible and then they burn you with cigarettes and don't leave you any lunch money....wait, what were we talking about?
RippDogg-My Erstwhile Canine Compadre A couple of points you may have overlooked ? A. I was raised as a Dance with the one that Brung ya's Kinda sQuatch!!! . B. Living in the swamps My near Blockbuster is about 20 miles either direction and of the Others I used to frequent 1 I did'nt get a chance to check cause the BlockBuster Clerk was watching me through the glass and this was before they open !!!!, The next one about 30miles one way is the one where I got caught awhile back ( see my old post } so I avoid that one atleast during bussiness hours lol!!!! there are a sew others but It's more a if I'm in the area kinda Thang Ya' know ?? Hey I'm trying to "spread the Love around "As Tommy lee Would say !! when I was in New Orleans for mardi gras I got some there !!!! Case I mean lol!!! and for the burn you with Cigarettes and beat you up for your lunch money and Give you a wedgie !!!! Well either you've seen too many Juvenille deliquent MOVIES & scare easily or Your name is really pointdexter and you got Constant Myrons From JUan Epstein at school LOL!!!! J/k !!!!!- Naw I still travel the highways and bye-ways in search of cases But tend to stick to the closer ones out of habit and them producing real good lately . But regardless atleast your posting !!!! I did another song Conversion { see my Profile page } not as go0d as the first one but Check it out anyways - Ps # I fear no Dumpster { Behold the Power of Swamp Gas !!!!!!} LOL Cheers !!!!
I went dumpstering this morning and hit 3 locations sum total of my take 10 cases and 9 or 10 posters - mostly Iron man and Rockstar ? Cuitar hero ? Skull posters with one Batman poster& A CASE OF wAlle POSTERS not a Big haul but better than coming up dry !!!! Oh well there is always next week yes//no!!!! Good Luck to all And Happy BirthDay Chuck !!!!!!!
@BT-You did better than I did. I think they must have reviewed the security video and saw me dancing joyously around their dumpster after my big haul; I've been shut out quicker than an MIT Blackjack Team on the Strip. I was thinking of checking out some of the BBs up around Detroit since I have to be there for work this week, but after eyeing the terrain I think those are best left to Steve Irwin types.
RippDogg- Krikey !!!! well safety first and all that ! Discretion is the better part of valor anyways !!!! - You can always try other Chains { Besides BB } if you have them up their ? Down their ? I hit a Boatload at a Video Usa Once ! Never after that though ! They went out of Bussiness and the location turned into a medical clinic. The dumpster was full of Latex Gloves used EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! NUff said about that ! You could always take your Trusty Red Ryder BB gun with you and plink out the security camera LOL!!! I would'nt worry About a dry spell though Anytime Blockbuster thinks they have a killer movie on their hands they overbuy& or overstock it ! Like The movie Crash !!! - And of course That movie tanks and most of the movies & cases end up in the Dumpster ! And I don't know about your local BB but mine has about A Bazillion copies of The Sean Penn movie Milk !! - And even though I think he's a Reasonably good actor { Fast Times @ ridgemont High } best work to date IMHO ! I Think that that movie is going to repeat Crash's lack of sucess ? I Got about 113 Copies of crash out of the dusmpster all but Three were Victims of Box Cutter Death !!! and ended up with a 130 cases or so from that haul long ago . You may want to infiltrate your BB as apart time employee ? You could get your caeses before theyy hit the dumpster and erase your Dumpster dance Video before It ends up on Funniest Home video's LOL!!!!! Good Luck Buddy & Watch out for The Dumpster Wallaby's They'll Kick Your Azz !!!! 'speciially if they find a few bottles of Ripple in the Dumpster - Swamp Gas Rules & Wino's drool Later RippDogg!!!!!!!!!
Secretion may well be the better part of valium, but I'm not into the gang-rape thing. I think I'll just make due with the stock at hand and possibly take up your work suggestion; let me whip it out: "Welcome to Blockbuster, your porno headquarters, this is RippDogg, how may I help you?"
RippDogg- To Quote the Good Dr. HUNTER S. ThOMPSON " When the going gets weird ,The Weird Turn Pro !!!!" keep it up and they'll make you join the Union !!!!!
RippDog FWIW I don't think Blockbuster has a Porn Section ? least n0t the ones here anyways ? That explain them having bussiness troubles though! Feel free to institute one when you work there ! Such innvative thinking Should move you right up to Distrct Manager in No time ? Who knows you Might even get Neptune& His BB manager lady to Star in your First Directorial Debut ( Your own Porn MOvie ) = Dumpster Skanks Gone wild !!!!!- If it does Well you've got a franchise on your hands !!! - So that's what that is ?????? LOL!!!!! J/k my friend !!!! With your new found weatlth You can buy a Bigger Garage where you can store all your free DVD cases !!! I love it when a Plan Comes together !!!!
-Theatrical Narr: "In a world where two people exist together at opposite ends, one thing unites them." -Cue dumpster from distance -Theatrical Narr: "Neptune, hero in Dude, Where's My Cases and the villainous postal worker in Mail-In Rebate My Ass, stars opposite Loretta the Blockbuster Girl in the role he was destined to play..." -Cue Titles -Theatrical Narr: "Dumpster Love; (a Blockbuster Production}. Loretta, the shy, sexy store manager doesn't know much outside her little video rental store, but one chance encounter will change her life forever." -Loretta: "Danny, I'm running these cases out to the dumpster." (Exits store to dumpster) -Neptune: (Leaning from inside dumpster) "Hey Loretta, what's a foxy chick like you doing with a whole bag of booger green cases?" -Loretta: "I thought I'd find you here." -Neptune: "Yeah? Well you found me babe. Now throw those cases in my trunk and let's get it on on top of these display boxes." -Theatrical Narr: "Yes, it's Neptune at his best; workin' the ladies and gettin' paid. It's Dumpster Love, coming to a theater near you."
When blockbuster was in my town many moons ago,they had a pron section. Just a plain door leading to all sorts of temtation!!! This would have been in the Chewbacka days,LOL!A fellow working buddy of mine was trying to fix me up with the night manager there at blockbuster,so I didn't want her to think I was a perv and hit the pron. Another town over had a rental store along with Adult section. I was selecting a few vids when my wife came into the store and asked if they saw me. They told her to look at the camera monitor and there I was,LOL! She turned red,LOL!
saugmon- Well I can only Go By my own experience ? Or Lack thereOf !!! My local Blockbusters Don't Have a Specific Prawn Section atleast not the ones I've been actually in as opposed to rummaging through their dumpsters !!!! There are Two Video stores about 20Miles away That Carry Prawn Movies !!!! One is a Regular Video store that carries adult movies ! The other Is An Adult Video store That's Next To MIckey Dee's That ones Parking Lot is always empty But for some reason MIckey Dee's is always full { Must be the FOOD LOL!!!!!!} Otherwise I have to go to the big city and they have a Room at a Local Video store ! You go in the adult room Pick your case /box And return it to the front desk where the give you a CD jewel Case type affair with your DVD Movie in it !!! and you pay and leave !!! I'm not embarassed to go in the Prawn room It's checking out that's humiliating !!! _ usually it's Young college age Girls working their and they don't actually put you down For renting Prawn But You can hear their minds thinking { L-O-S-E-R !!!!} That did'nt stop me back in the day though !!!! , Nowadays With Online sales ( Physical & Downloads } and al the free Stuff on the Internet You almost Never have to go Prawn shopping Unless You really Want too ? Still It never Hurts to know where the Shops are Right !!!! Ciao gang !!!!!
RippDogg- You got skills My boy !!!! E-Gad's I've created a Monster !!!!- It's alive !!!!, Alive I tell You !!!!!!! MY name is lEgion For we are many ????????????????
