Emergency and Disaster Preparedness (and Official CB Radio Thread)

just for the record aus, i do beleive i could find you. it may take a little bit of work on my part, but i think i could. but hopefully i wouldnt have to look, because i would hopefully be one of those 4 knowledgeable people who woyuld be defending the bunker. lol and really you can make a propane tank blow up, you just have to know how ot do it. it just may not be as easy as the movies make it out to be.

 

maybe you could, maybe the steroid-fueled pygmy hitler clones would get you. we never know

 

They'll be programmed not to attack me right?

 

they're trained to attack anyone that can't carry their weight in tools, fuel, water, and food...simultaneously.

 

i doubt they would get me. and where would you get these clones from anyway?

 

what do you think i do at night? sleep? pfff...i clone.

 

is this your weight in all those seperately, or combined?

 

So what else have you cloned?

 

he was the one that cloned dolly the sheep, didnt you hear?


while yout cloning things, why dont you clone something usefull. like the earth, so we can live in a world that we can control. lol

 

separately, justin.

i've still to perfect a pygmy hitler. so far, they explode whenever i don't let them keep the mustaches. so there's still work to be done.

 

lol @ seperately. you should let them keep the mustache, it would look cool on a pygmy hitler.

 

How come you like Hitler?

 

will do.

they have a tendency to throw german toy soldiers at each other and yell "juden!" until all but one remains...and that last one always commits suicide. i hope to work out all of these problems soon, though.

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oh, i don't like hitler. i hate him. but he's a good tool to use in criticizing people and terrorizing them.

 

i can help you with those pygmys aus. we should also see what else we can make. lol

 

anything in pygmy form is good. they're as dangerous as full-sized humans, but a lot cheaper to feed and they can live in dog kennels.

 

How bout Pygmy Terminators? Those would sure come in handy. You don't have to make them look like Schwarzenegger, but it would be cool.

 

i would like to bury them to their necks in sand, and then take their heads off with golf clubs.

 

i would like to do that. and take a few other peoples heads off with golf clubs twould be fun.

 

You don't like Terminator or Schwarzenegger?
In that case
Can you make drones? Like say maybe those quick mechanical spiders that kill ruthlessly and efficiently?

 

there's lots of people we could do that to, starting with the kiddies in the console forums.

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the problem with mechanics is that they don't heal naturally..you have to fix or scrap them.