One of my favorite shows as a kid. "I love it when a plan comes together" Hannibal form the A-Team. It's from a movie but still think it's amusing. "What do I do? Kick him in the nards, wolfman dosen't have nards......Wolf man has nards!" Monster Squad Who can forget G.I. Joe "and knowing is half the battle"
"your like skool in the summatime" "skool in summatime?" "yea b*tch skool in summatime open your f*cken ears motherf*cker or ill pop your b*tch *ss" fat albert and rudy on south park
"damn it I love mayonnaise don't force me to miracle whip your ass"some radio station show I think its the the burns show or something like that
"Supposin' I was to go to work and learn how to .. to read writin'. Well, how'd I know that the feller that .. that wrote the writin' was a writin' the writin' right? See it could be that he wrote the writin' all wrong. Here I'd be, just a readin' wrong writin' don't ya see? You probably been doin' it your whole life, just a readin' wrong writin' and not even knowin' it." Festus speaking with Doc Adams (Gunsmoke - 'The Devil's Outpost')
Once again Festus is talking with Doc Adams .. The way it appears to me, a doctor's supposed to be patient with his patients expecting him to have patience. And you're just a gonna wind up to where you ain't got no patients if you don't start a havin' some patience, I'll tell ya that!