Well stated ... Now back to the topic of this thread ... A couple of quotes from Dale Gribble, (the resident paranoid on King of the Hill) [to Hank Hill] You used to be on my list of trustables, and it was a very short list .. I wasn't even on it. If they want me to wet my pants from fear, it's too late
Sorry, I think when the link got to my e-mail address I wasnt readinf the subject and thought I was in the Family Guy thread. I am really sorry.
lol. On the topic of family guy though, has anyone seen the conspiracy theory sketch?? That is hilarious. Anyway Another of my favourites quotes is when peter (family guy) storms into the kids canteen with a gun and says "PICK UP YOUR TRASH!! PICK UP YOUR TRASH!!" they all soil themselves and then he says "see, isn't it nice when we all pitch in!"
"Because I believe the children are the future.....[bold]unless we stop them now.[/bold]" -Homer Simpson when asked why he should be allowed to be a guard at a juvenile facility.
from Pinky and the Brain Brain: "Pinky, are you thinking what I am thinking?" Pinky: "Yeah, but where are we gonna get a giant purple rubber monkey suit from?" from Super Nanny, 2 nights ago little girl (cant remember her name) "butt pie!" my middle son: "I think I need a wipey" Ren and Stimpy Ren: "You eeeeeediot" Stimpy: "Joooooooooy" Beavis and Butthead Beavis: "I am Cornholio" Butthead: "Beavis, you fartknocker"
.. from Tripping the Rift .. Gus (the robot): "Your laundry has more crap on it than a Proctologist's cufflinks"