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GrandpaBW: its friday funnies

Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by andmerr, Oct 8, 2004.

  1. Auslander

    Auslander Senior member

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    hilarious as always, regor :)

    you ripped off a joke about gay roommates on taht last one, bud. :p it's on here, somewhere.
     
  2. regor

    regor Regular member

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    well at least you are happy, that's what counts!
     
  3. Auslander

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    and for that, i thank you :)
     
  4. regor

    regor Regular member

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    ich bin ein gay, Auslander? I never would have figured.
     
  5. Auslander

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    by the old, true definition, yes. by the common, slang definition....definitely a "no".
     
  6. regor

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    ich bin ein 'happy' too!

    in fact, ich bin ein 'class clown'

    so certain readers should take no offense, hopefully...
     
  7. Auslander

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    certain readers that are dating me might actually get a chuckle out of it :)
     
  8. regor

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    ohhhhh.... now I get it Auslander... no, the original was John and Julie, at least the original I am familiar with - I shamefully changed the names to Auslander and Lola (I couldn't resist). If by chance in some other thread someone factored in a bill or a bob into a variation of same, I take no claim for that.

    Shame on any for arbitrary factoring, anyway; factoring should be left to mathematicians. I am just so glad that my factoring was decidedly not arbitrary :)
     
  9. Auslander

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    yeah yeah yeah...go numerate some denominators or something :p
     
  10. regor

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    I have already co-sined for all 3 of my kids... I guess that makes me a trig cove ???
     
  11. Auslander

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    no idea...summer means no math for Aus!
     
  12. regor

    regor Regular member

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    ich bin ein trig cove, Auslander!

    I won't tell Lola, she already has enough to ponder :)

    I mean with you being 'happy' and all <grin>
     
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  13. Auslander

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    lol, she's definitely a girl with much to ponder.
     
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    if only she was half wolf!
     
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    A seven year old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama today when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge awarded custody to his aunt.

    The boy however confirmed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and refused to live there. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents the boy cried out that they beat him more than anyone.

    Then in an unprecedented move, the judge dramatically allowed the boy to choose who should have custody of him. In a final ruling yesterday, custody was granted to the British & Irish Lions Rugby Team as the boy firmly believes that they are incapable of beating anyone.
     
  16. Auslander

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    regor: i don't worry about her being half-anything as she is all-woman! :)

    baabaa: funny, indeed...however, it doesn't register too well with me as i'm not a brit :p
     
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    oooooh Auslander.... you are a trig cove!!!
     
  18. Auslander

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    not sure what that's supposed to mean, but okay! :D
     
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    You guys are weird and for Auslander's sake, I hope I do not become a topic of conversation again, for he will be in very, very big trouble.
     
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    Sounds like someone has had their cage rattled!
     

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