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GrandpaBW: its friday funnies

Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by andmerr, Oct 8, 2004.

  1. ddp

    ddp Moderator Staff Member

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    sounds like that to me too!!!!
     
  2. andmerr

    andmerr Guest

    @ DRAWINGLS: what ya mean weird!!!!!!!!


    I resent that , what you mean by dumping me in with ddp and regor.(sorry guys your on your own)

    Auslander are you a man or a mouse, my honors at stake what are you going to do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    lol
     
  3. Auslander

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    i'm gonna sit back and watch the chaos as the apocalypse begins :)
     
  4. andmerr

    andmerr Guest

    think its time to show the young lady what a paddle is auslander, do you really want her to be wearing the pants in that relationship......

    Thanks for not protecting my honor...........lol
     
  5. ddp

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    [bold]RUMBLE RUMBLE!!!!![/bold]
     
  6. Auslander

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    we don't get into the too kinky stuff yet, andmerr :) no paddles!

    but i still love ya, ol' man!
     
  7. DrawingLS

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    I'm not calling you weird Andmerr, just regor and Auslander (but it's expected from him).

    Oh, and Auslander dear, sorry to inform you but, no kinky stuff shall ever arise.
     
  8. regor

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    I'm not weird, I'm just me. I will always be just me. I suspect you will always be just you, Lola! But as for Auslander.... he is half wolf!

    Sorry, Auslander! Nope, Not even whip cream! Nothing! Nada! Not even foot massages! No temple rubbing! No laying back in an easy chair and having your hair brushed, or for that matter Lola laying back in an easy chair and having her hair brushed, by you. No chocolate dipped strawberries. Nothing! Do you hear me? Nothing! It might be kinky!

    I hate it when she says that! <GRIN>
     
  9. Auslander

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    actually, we have brushed each other's hair. it feels reallllly good, lol.
     
  10. regor

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    ooooh... kinky! next you will be using paddles :)
     
  11. ddp

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    can we watch than???
     
  12. regor

    regor Regular member

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    don't you read man? too much neck'n?

    do a google search... you might find a used car, or even a hickey, in bangor.......
     
  13. regor

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    you can watch ddp, it'd probably make Auslander a bit uncomfortable though... I'm more interested in whether Auslander takes the clue I just gave him and goes anywhere with it.

    He probably will... he's such a trig cove!

    and he's got all summer!
     
  14. Auslander

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    between a job and trying to plan for college, i don't have much summer left :-/

    oh well, at least i get insomniac nights :) *goes off to reading about about bombs and techniques to produce dynamite*
     
  15. ddp

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    he's probably been there & done that!!
     
  16. regor

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    ahhh... so his curiosity isn't roused? wonder what is? I gave a very useful clue. I wonder what Robert Browning would have to say about a lad who wouldn't or couldn't or didn't take a clue and go with it?

    Hey Auslander, what's your next paper going to be on?
     
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    explosives??? dynamite???
     
  18. geestar20

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    I can say this joke cause im HISPANIC so don't bugg out.

    THE BARBER & THE MEXICAN

    > >One day, a florist goes to the barber for a haircut. >After the cut , he goes to pay the barber. But the barber >replies: "I am sorry I cannot accept your money. I'm doing a > >community service." The florist is happy and leaves the shop. >The next morning, when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a


    > >thank-you card and one dozen roses waiting at his door.
    > > A cop goes for a haircut, and he also goes to pay the barber > > after

    the
    > >cut.
    > But the barber replies: "I'm sorry I cannot accept your money. > >I'm doing community service." >The cop is happy an leaves the shop. >The next morning the barber goes to open his shop, and there is a > >thank-you card and one dozen of donuts waiting at his door. > >A Mexican cook goes for a haircut, and he also goes to pay the > >barber after the cut. >But the barber replies: "I'm sorry I can't accept your money. I'm > >doing a community service." >The Mexican cook is happy and leaves. >The next morning, when the barber goes to open his shop, guess what


    > >he finds there?
    > >A dozen Mexicans waiting for a free haircut!!! > >PINCHE RAZA!!!
     
  19. Auslander

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    actually, i kinda have a fascination with Eric and Dylan. I have no desire to do anything like they did or any reason to do so, but i am curious about their tactics and techniques. plus, i love the whole anarchist counter-culture. even though i don't agree with it, i think they've got some cool stuff. i have learned a way to get free soda from vending machines that i will test at work tomorrow :)

    i'm not a revolutionary, regor. now tell me another clue, as i'm not sure i'm following very well.

    i've written papers on serial killers and atlantis, so the next may be on something like copyright laws and fair use, government as a failure, or people immune to HIV.
     
  20. Auslander

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    exactly what i would suspect, geestar ;-P
     

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