oh that is nothing. NOTHING I SAY! I have got to be the most envied man on earth! I have in my possession the complete 10 DVD Mega-Set of "the Prisoner".... and.... the complete 13 DVD Meg-Set of "Secret Agent AKA Danger Man"
danger man thats pretty cool but i have the complete 22 dvd series of rurouni keshin wandering samurai
Hey, where is Prisoner? I haven't heard hid'n nor hair from him in weeks. Curious I didn't get a response from my last post re: The 10 DVD Mega-Set of which I own, have in my posession, and am frankly the most envied man on earth! I am so happy I think I'll do some double-posting! hahahahahahahaha hehe
double posting regor, dont let the mods hear you say that even in jest, thats like committing hari kari
mod mod this this... ... double the pleasure double the fun double mint double mint double mint gum remember anyone that tv commercial way back when? Our British bretheren probably didn't get these Wriggley's chewing gum commercials in the UK but the twins were always blonde and always cute I loved it when they wore the matching skirts! hahahahhaha now you can ban me for sure!!! hahahaha
Hey Nephilim.... you should cast the twins (Oscar and Meyer) in a commercial for chewing gum, or cheese burgers, or milk, or granola, or detergent, or diaper service, or hauling, or brick laying, or catering, or window washing, or or or or or or or or or or,,, whatever! They'd be special!
The Crowbar There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking his beer, minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big dude comes in and -- WHACK!! -- knocks him off the bar stool and onto the floor. The big dude says, "That was a karate chop from Korea." The little guy thinks "GEEZ," but he gets back up on the stool and starts drinking again when all of a sudden -- WHACK!! -- the big dude knocks him down AGAIN and says, "That was a judo chop from Japan." So the little guy has had enough of this... He gets up, brushes himself off and quietly leaves. The little guy is gone for an hour or so when he returned. Without saying a word, he walks up behind the big dude and -- WHAM!!!" -- knocks the big dude off his stool, knocking him out cold!!! The little guy looks at the bartender and says, "When he gets up, tell him that's a crowbar from Sears".
A guy walks into a drugstore and goes up to the counter. He says quietly, "I... I need to buy some condoms." The clerk replies "What size?" "Size? I have no idea." "Well, go see Sophia in aisle four." The guy walks down aisle four and all of a sudden a lady jumps out, grabs his crotch, and yells out "Small." The guy runs out of the store never to return. A little while later, another guy comes into the store. "Hi, I need to buy some condoms." "Fine, What size?" "Size? I didn't know they came in sizes." "Well, go see Sophia in aisle four." This guy walks down aisle four and all of a sudden Sophia jumps out, grabs his crotch, and yells out "Medium." The guy turns beet red, buys the condoms, and quickly leaves. Some time later, a teenager comes into the store and approached the counter. "I... I... I need to buy some condoms," the kid quickly says, looking away. "Well, what size do you need?" "I don't know. I... I've never really done this before." "Well, go see Sophia in aisle four." The kid walks down aisle four and all of a sudden Sophia jumps out, grabs his crotch, and yells out "Clean up Aisle Four."
One day a little boy woke up and sat down at the table expecting breakfast. However, his mother says, "You don't get any breakfast until you do your chores." --- A little pissed off, the boy goes out to do his chores. When he goes to milk the cow, he kicks it. When he goes to get eggs he kicks a chicken, and when he goes to feed the pigs, he kicks a pig. When the little boy sits down his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "Where is the bacon, eggs and milk?" asks the little boy. His mother replies, "I saw you kick the cow, so you don't get any milk; I saw you kick a chicken so you don't get eggs; and I saw you kick a pig so you don't get any bacon!" Just as she finishes saying this, the boy's father comes down the stairs and kicks the cat. The little boy looks up at his mother and asks, "Do you want to tell him, or should I?"
The brilliant mathematician -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: "Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. - Your Husband" When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows: "Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up."
