GrandpaBW: its friday funnies

Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by andmerr, Oct 8, 2004.

  1. regor

    regor Regular member

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    forget baabaa, ok don't forget baabaa - i too wonder where he is ... but just as (if not more) importantly where the heck is kinza? i hope we didn't offend the dear kinza... we are pretty crude!

    oh kinza... where are you???
     
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  2. andmerr

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    of course you are speaking about yourself there regor the rest of us our pretty tame...........
     
  3. Wolf36

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    Who are you trying to kidd Andmerr you're crude too
     
  4. andmerr

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    thats very harsh but which part is the crude bit........
     
  5. Wolf36

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    The bit about getting your tongue around stuff
     
  6. pulsar

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    I found the tongue bit rather disturbing too... LOL!
     
  7. andmerr

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    you would pulsar,
     
  8. andmerr

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    Blind Dino

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    What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

    Do you think he saurus.

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    Frog Loan

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    There was a man, called Paddywhack, who worked in a very prestigious bank. One day a frog came in asking for a car loan. So he gave the frog the loan application papers. As the frog was filling them out, Paddywhack was looking over his shoulder. In the space for 'Father' the frog wrote in 'Mick Jagger'. Paddywhack said nothing. Then he asked the frog if he had enough money for a deposit. The frog said he didn't but produced a strange looking colourful glass sculpture that he said was worth a whole heap of money. Paddywhack said he'd have to talk to his boss about this, so he took the forms and the glass sculpture into his boss' office. He told his boss about the papers and asked him if he knew what the sculpture was. To which his boss replied,
    "It's a nic nac Paddywhack, give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone!"


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    edited due to auslanders comments..........
     
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  9. Auslander

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    i think lola stepped on a duck.
     
  10. andmerr

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    how is it going man!!!!!!!!
     
  11. Auslander

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    much better :D
     
  12. regor

    regor Regular member

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    well andmerr...

    as you already know, i'm not all here. and if i'm not all here the rest of me must be somewhere else; that said, i should inform you of something i haven't told any of you, as of yet, until now... my mother dropped me on my head when i was a babby. the weird thing is that after that happened I was able to talk fluent english so i asked my mom (that same day she dropped me on my head; remember i was just a babby (in fact i think i had a doodoo in my diaper), why she dropped me on my head and she said "so you can tell andmerr on 12/1/2005 that he is crude"

    to every thing... turn turn turn, there is a purpose... turn turn turn... and so on and so on and so forth...
     
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  13. andmerr

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    the english might be good but couldnt you get the spelling right, baby is one B maybe she needed to re drop you on your head to perfect spelling.......lol
     
  14. regor

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    whaaa whaaa whaaa... andmerr you are such a babby!

    my mum told me to do that, when she dropped me on my head and told me to tell you, andmerr, that youe were crude, to also think of those on a certain other continent that think baby is spelled babby!

    so there you have it, crude andmerr!

    <grin>
     
  15. andmerr

    andmerr Guest

    do you know why wolf 36 called me crude regor
     
  16. regor

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    to get to the other side?
     
  17. andmerr

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    actually no, but you know the old saying , you can pick your friends but not your........................
     
  18. regor

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    ha ha get it???... why did the chicken cross the road?

    to get to the other side :)

    ok andmerr, you're not crude any more, i am!

    you can go off and be something different like 'nasty' or 'nice' or 'jubilent' or 'effervescent' :)
     
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  19. regor

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    yous guys are sensitive.... I thought I was sensitive, heh?
     
  20. Auslander

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    i'm sensitive :D it makes me poetic
     

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