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High School Research Paper!

Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by Auslander, Nov 3, 2004.

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  1. regor

    regor Regular member

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    well, we HAVE BEEN WONDERING 'bout you boy.... all kinds of posts of late with no Auslander retort...

    see ya in the funnnies... R
     
    regor, Aug 26, 2005
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  2. regor

    regor Regular member

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    I know... I got it... if you don't want to do you paper on corn...

    how about FUR balls?

    oh yea, you can go places with FUR balls.

    you can talk to the amount of stomach acid a cat needs to digest a FUR ball; conincidentally enough to burn a crater in cement pavement.

    you can talk to the number of licks a cat needs to make a good sized FUR ball.

    you can talk to your collection of FUR balls.

    Lola's collection of FUR balls.

    Aunt Janes collection of FUR balls.

    or you could write your paper on Corn. Your call :)
     
    regor, Aug 29, 2005
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  3. Auslander

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    corn Korn [ 0 |\> /\/ !
     
    Auslander, Aug 30, 2005
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  4. ddp

    ddp Moderator Staff Member

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    regor, if the europeans hadn't got the corn & potatoes off the indians, auslander wouldn't be able to do corn.
     
    ddp, Aug 30, 2005
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  5. Nephilim

    Nephilim Moderator Staff Member

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    Do a paper on ear hair.
     
    Nephilim, Aug 30, 2005
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  6. ddp

    ddp Moderator Staff Member

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    or navel lint!!
     
    ddp, Aug 30, 2005
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  7. Nephilim

    Nephilim Moderator Staff Member

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    Genital warts has a lot of potential too.
     
    Nephilim, Aug 30, 2005
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  8. regor

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    It's the most intellectual ones that come up with the best ideas...

    And although belly-button (navel) lint is one of my all time favorite topics, and I can only wish that I had genital warts, I simply love ear hair... probably because I have so much of it. In fact, I'm seriously thinking about braiding my ear hair. I really mean it. I was kinda leaning on putting little ribbons at the ends of the breaids (pippy longstocking style), but my wife isn't too keen on the idea.

    comments? concerns?
     
    regor, Aug 30, 2005
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  9. GrandpaBW

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    How about a paper on why people's ears get larger as they get older?
     
    GrandpaBW, Aug 30, 2005
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  10. regor

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    yea Auslander.... why do folks ears get bigger? can you write a paper on that; link it to corn, maybe?
     
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    regor, Aug 30, 2005
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  11. Auslander

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    and i'll even post it on the Net for all to read!
     
    Auslander, Aug 31, 2005
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  12. Nephilim

    Nephilim Moderator Staff Member

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    Their ears don't get bigger - their head shrinks ;)
     
    Nephilim, Aug 31, 2005
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  13. ddp

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    as does the rest of the body
     
    ddp, Aug 31, 2005
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  14. GrandpaBW

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    Which head are you referring to, Neph? :):):)
     
    GrandpaBW, Aug 31, 2005
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  15. Nephilim

    Nephilim Moderator Staff Member

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    Hopefully not the one south of the equator!
     
    Nephilim, Sep 1, 2005
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  16. GrandpaBW

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    LOL Neph. I agree with you.
     
    GrandpaBW, Sep 1, 2005
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  17. Nephilim

    Nephilim Moderator Staff Member

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    No kidding. I was born cheated and couldn't deal with future shrinkage!
     
    Nephilim, Sep 1, 2005
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  18. GrandpaBW

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    BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Don't go swimming in any cold water, then. LOLLOL
     
    GrandpaBW, Sep 1, 2005
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  19. regor

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    ohhhh kayyyy whatttt everrrr....
     
    regor, Sep 6, 2005
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  20. ddp

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    regor, what's with the stutter effect??!!
     
    ddp, Sep 6, 2005
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