How many little childern could you take on at once?

I think I would reach up my butt and break the rules. I would produce a automatic 200 round SAW out of my bum and mow down tiny children two by two by three until 150 children are nothing more than dead little children at the same size as befor there dead.
Thank You Thank you for all your plauses of my wonderful yet oddly disturbing post.

 

*Slowly backs away with his left eyebrow raised*

I'd probably just run away, arms flailing while screaming like a little girl. If there is an endless supply of kids running at me, I'm not going to stick around to figure out why they are there or where they are coming from.

[EDIT: Here's an image to further illustrate my point:]

 

Very descriptive.....