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I NEED HELP FAST!!!

Discussion in 'All other topics' started by origin_Z, Mar 22, 2004.

  1. Oriphus

    Oriphus Senior member

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    forget the sheep lads, ever heard of getting a girl lol. I know its weird, but i think us males are supposed to mate with them (i tend to remate over and over lol)
     
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  3. ScubaPete

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    Girls ?

    Ya mean those people with long hair ?

    All they do is want to talk -

    Ya don't have to talk to sheep -
     
  4. Oriphus

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    true, sheep do tend to try to run away though....

    To be honest, sheeps smell - Id rather have a woman ;-)

    Your wants you to get a girl. Sweet, thats the kind of wife i need...
     
  5. Nephilim

    Nephilim Moderator Staff Member

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    You haven't been with some of the broads I have :)
     
  6. Oriphus

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    Im very fussy about what woman i go out with. im coming 22 shortly, and im very fit, qite muscley and aint a bad lookin fella (so my mom says), so i can afford to be picky at the minute. Im well aware that as i got older, this is a luxury ill likely lose. But, thats not for a while yet....just out of a 3 and half year relationship and loving single life...ah...
     
  7. ScubaPete

    ScubaPete Senior member

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    Can I please order one who won't yell at me ? Please ? Look, I've got sensitive ears. I need love and understanding, no oily, matted and burr covered coat, something soft and PLEASE - something quiet -

    thank you - :)

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  8. Nephilim

    Nephilim Moderator Staff Member

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    Try duct tape :) Or get a portable MP3 player and listen to a recording of a seductive woman's voice whispering sweet nothings to you while the wife is hollering.
     
  9. andmerr

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    hey nephilim are you speaking from experience!!!!!!!
     
  10. Praetor

    Praetor Moderator Staff Member

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    Man i missed this one :p
     
  11. Nephilim

    Nephilim Moderator Staff Member

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    Not really, I was just envisioning myself in Pete's place :)

    I just give them the middle finger and walk out the door for good - it's much easier that way. I don't want any part of getting married, it's too much like what I imagine prison being like. A nice easy tramp now and then and I'm good to go :D
     

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