Problem I'm in over my head. I clicked on a link...bad move.

Not really, at our age you can piddle in the driveway, and get away with it! LOL

Can't poop, can't pee, can't chew, can't see - everything else either dries up or leaks!

 

Only reason I have stamps is that I stocked up on forever stamps around the same time I started doing damned near everything online. I wonder if the glue on those stamps is still any good?
As for electric fences, I'm going to refer any questions to the dog.

 

Hell, I have boxes of 3cent stamps I bought when I heard they were going to go up.

I thought I was really bright because my daddy always called me SUN. Guess not..

 

2oG, my Dad convinced me that his hair stayed in place all day because he trained it after combing.
S.O.B. had me fooled into my 20's.
He'd comb in some hair cream and when through would say "choo-choo", then tell me his hair was now trained.
Geez, I was a dumbass.

Don't suggest licking those stamps, the glue has probably been deemed toxic.

 

I'm shuttin' up!

 

that too.and more than a little of pissing on the electric fence.

 

I've never been fond of lawyers, judges and juries. I plead guilty, I broke it. Screw a damned trial and let me fix the bleeping error!

BTW, here is some food for thought.
3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME'... you know what they're thinking!