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Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by Lethal_B, Aug 10, 2005.

  1. gear79

    gear79 Guest

    almost reminds me of the movie american pie..........
    "this one time,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, in band camp!"
    funny
     
  2. Lethal_B

    Lethal_B Moderator Staff Member

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    LMAO yes i remember that one too, gear79, one of the very funny moments. i prefer 'Not another Teen movie', though, but that is a bit off-topic! :p
     
  3. DMROOLZ

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    lol i just realized how much that sounded like the band geek from american pie LMAO...

    another time on the same band trip, the guys got the food we get (it was a big bag filled with oreos, bananas, and fruit bars & stuff) while i was in the shower, and the three others nutsacked all of the bananas and later that day after we came back from the pool, all that was left was the bananas, so i ate one- i didn't learn of the nutsacking until after i had finished it.. nasty... i'm pretty sure that it was the guy i got from my last prank.
     
  4. gear79

    gear79 Guest

    ok, something here tells me 1 of 2 things
    1 a bunch of guys, together, nutsacking bananas........gross
    and 2........you eating it. ok, now thats just sick.
    golden rules apply here, as follows.
    never leave your drink unattended.
    never be the first to fall asleep with a bunch of people around you.
    never eat something someone gives you that you dont trust.
    do onto others, as they do onto you.
    and as ddp would say..........'teach and learn'
    (the list can and will grow i am sure) but i can't think in this heat. its only 12:30 here and already 100 degrees outside.
     
  5. Lethal_B

    Lethal_B Moderator Staff Member

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    LOL luvin that Mac vs PC thing goin on ther btw, Gear79!! good job apple got battered! lol show it 2 djscoop!

    back when i was about 11, we did the old 5 pound note attatched to a piece of cotton. an old lady came along (when i say old, about 60)
    and she started shuffling towards it, then she bent down and we tugged it, so she began to walk briskly (trying not to be too conspicuous) and then as she leant forward, she stacked it over a loose paving slab.it was kindof laugh, then a stop laugh (thinking she maybe hurt) then saw her face- ahe was pretty pissed off so we started laughing in her face. ok so it was pretty juvenile, but you had to be there......(another damn cliche) lol

     
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  6. DMROOLZ

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    as the way you use cotton mean string??? i get confused thinking it's a cotton ball... o_O confusing....
     
  7. thecraigc

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    fine string like thread, as thick as a hair, you sow with it

    !!thecraigc!!
     
  8. gear79

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    haha......... must be a UK thing i guess. difference between us americans and all. no offense.
    btw, thanks lethal.... i searched far and wide for some good gifs.


    back on topic.
    someone at work today smeared peanut butter on the toilet paper and left it there for all to see. dont know who did it, but it was a sight to see.
     
  9. GrandpaBW

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    @theCraigc: You sow oats, but you sew with thread. I am not dissing, just teaching.

    Sow generally means that you are planting seeds. In our goofy English language, it also refers to hogs.
     
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    sorry, every1 makes mistakes, most people type "there computer is new" instead of "their computer is new"

    !!thecraigc!!
     
  11. GrandpaBW

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    Yes they do. LOL I have seen it more than once.

    BTW, no need to be sorry. Maybe I should be the one that is sorry. I certainly am not perfect, when it comes to the spelling department.
     
  12. nelswick

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    You sure that was peanut butter? =)
     
  13. romero

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    Maybe he tasted it.
     
  14. gear79

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    yup, it was peanut butter. our bathroom is in a room that also has our break room. the fridge is in that room, with an open jar of peanut butter.
     
  15. xboxdevil

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    we superglued a 20cent coin to the ground it was amazing how many people actually tryed to get it.using chizels and screwdrivers and all sorts.after a couple of months someone actually got it.
     
  16. DMROOLZ

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    oh! i just remembered one of my best ever.
    my friend (the same one from hte band trip) was stupid enough to open his milk carton (white milk) and leave the table to go get a soda from hte soda machine. i got up and went to the mayo dispenser at the food line, and put a few squirts of mayo in his milk. i closed it and shook it up real good and set it as it was. he got back and he goes, "let's try something new..." and he pours some of the soda in his milk! (LMAO) and he dips his spoon in hte milk and pulls out some of the milk and says "holy crap it turned the milk sour!" and he drank about half of it until we burst out laughing and told him we put mayo in his drink!!!! ROTFLMAO
     
  17. Lildoggg

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    Has anyone ever tried the old putting Viagra in your brother, dads or friends drink or food. Just to see what happens. I was told that you should really do that when ever their going on a hot date with someone the opposing sex.
     
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    Iv got the best Prank Joke to play on someone. I did this to my Mom and Dad last year for April Fools.

    Late that night i creeped in the house and VERY QUIETLY took the TV, DVD player, Sterio, anything of value in the downstairs and put it into the garage in a corner behind some stuff and put a sheet over it so unoticable (Just in case they looked). I knew what time my mom always wakes up, so i made sure i was there...so the cops wouldnt beat me there...lol! i waited outside on the porch hidden till she starts comming down the stairs...it took her a good 2 min to notice. Then came the loudest scream iv ever heard "HONEY GET DOWN HERE, WE GOT ROBBED!!" My dad comes runnin down the stairs, they just froze looking around them not knowing what to do..untill i came bursting in the door laughing my ass off.

    Its a very mean joke, and your mother will probably hate you for a few minutes till she calms down. and you also gotta put everything back. but deffinately worth it!!
     
  19. thecraigc

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    fery funny, but my mom would kill me it i done that, also im to lazy to move the tv and all that crap even though it sounds very funny

    !!thecraigc!!
     
  20. Lildoggg

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    That would be a nice one to try but my mom bitches so much that I would be scared my mom would ground me or take my comp. away. :(
     

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