@aaabbbcccddd maybe shes playing hard to get or shes an immature little brat.you could always take some pics of her with a mobile phone edit a paris hilton video and make it look like shes made a sex video and show it to the bosses.rat poison can work if you use enough of it.slip a few sedatives in your drank and when she passes out at work shes sure to get fired. @darthnip killing isn't the answer leaving them physically handicapped is probably worse.maybe im a sicko but thats my opinion.
I haven't read thru this whole post yet, but i like darthnips idea. Yeah, you said you would never use violence, but unless you are a good bluffer, sometimes it is needed. Particularly if something of yours is in jepordy. Like your life, or even your job. The smart way to do it is like someone posted, get him to swing at you in front of very credible witnesses. Since you dont like violence, buy some good running shoes and be ready to run like the wind . People will walk all over you in life with a attitude like that Ghandi.. I learned very early in life how to handle bullys, and verbal bullys can easily progress to physical ones. You do just like dathnip said, but in my case it was a 2x4 he he.. Way i look at it, a bully likes the odds in their favor. They pick on smaller weaker types to make themselves feel good. Nothing like a crack upside the head with a 2x4 to make a big bully realize that little kid just knocked his ass out. Even stopped being a bully after that. I kinda made him loose face . Really would like to have some witty clever plan for you, but you probably would be offended by the "real worldness" of it all. My real sympathy goes out to you and your family. Sometimes you have to be strong for the whole family. Comes with the title DAD. As long as you dont spend lots of prison time, and the guy leaves you alone, your doing good. A real good "im one crazy MF and you better not mess with me" bluff could work if you did it right. Even scare yourself with what you say. For that tactic i would suggest wearing the running shoes, and doing this one in private. Good time to have a metal flashlight with you just in case your animal side takes over and you wind up wanting to beat the piss out of this skumbag. They are even better than 2x4's.. no splinters and makes a better WHACK sound
aabbccdd, Yeah, female bullys are a little bit more delicate if your a guy. You could always find some female gang members, pay them to do x amount of damage to her, and then send flowers . Your such a thoughtful co-worker to send flowers.. Hopefully not lillys .. Or, you could do a variation of darthnips rat poison, only slightly less lethal,, chocolate covered ball bearings in her lunch. Many places have a fridge for employees and where i once worked, someone was stealing lunches and eating them. Some un-known person left a "special lunch" for the theif. Chocolate covered ball bearings amongst other things. They look kinda like candy and you gotta keep em small to keep the weight down. Cracks a tooth with the first bite in most cases. Or so ive heard.. One of my favs is ipecac syrup in their coffie or soda.. You know, the stuff you buy to induce vomiting. Sold right out in the open in most stores... Instant blowing chunks.. Exlax cake is also a fun addition.. Or, you could get someone to imitate her on the phone, and call up the utilities for her house/apartment stating she is leaving on vaction and would like all utilities cut off.. Child molester posters with her name and pic on it might be going too far? as this one would instantly know who did it. Female gang members need work too. Fight fire with lots of fire.. Oh, and the camera phone video of her flirting with someone, sent to her hubby would be a great one. He may even do all the damage to her for you. Come out smelling like roses. Remember to send flowers again. @xboxdvl2, i agree there are much worse things than death.
Hey jizmak, it seems that you got caught in some corporate political BS. You're a smart guy though, and there's little doubt that any intelligent management team will scoop on your talent before too long. My first instinctive reaction probably would have been to have a not-so-friendly little chat with Jeff. To be truthful though, my first instinctive reactions usually wind up costing me more in the long run.(Like the optical mouse that somehow got smashed into the front of my fireplace wall and was pronounced dead just a couple of hours ago. This brilliant move cost me an unwanted trip to Walmart and money I really didn't need to spend.) I'm sure you know that that Jeff isn't worth your time or trouble. Besides, I have a feeling that you will have the last laugh as not only will you be working for a much better company, the company you are leaving will see what a mistake they made by backing that loser Jeff. Also, you can bet that Jeff is going to have a lot more pressure on him now, to produce the goods on his own.
Wise words there freshguy. Usually bullies dont make it that far in life before they get confronted with the biggest fear a bully really has. One day someone will call that bluff. Or, take them out. Back in the day, we didn't use guns, even though they were there and easy to find/use. No, we settled it with less lethal means. Nowadays some fool threatens my life physically and they will wind up staring down the wrong end of a Glock 27.. anything less, like words, and i can dish those things out too.. Peace thru superior firepower.. Non violence really is a good thing to aim for, if the other guy will let you take that route. Try not to get down to one or two options, but really think outside the box. Sometimes the wildest ideas wind up being the ones that work. @darthnip We think alike Though id use his crawlspace to bury him. The smell gets kinda bad sometimes, not that the smell of rotting flesh is a bad thing if you're in to that. I like the thing from one of the hanibal lector movies where he cuts the guys brain out and cooks it for the guy to eat.. Yeah, that was real sick.. Another good one would be to feed him a mad cow infected burger. That diesase sounds nasty,, eating your brain out slowly.. I can't donate blood because i lived in England during the mad cow thing, and im off the list, too risky. Maybe that explains why im so strange.. MOOOOO!!!! Though i haven't been very angry..
LOL Thanks Lethal, It's nice to know that I get one more free mouse hurl before I'm considered as lethal 2. I hate that I did that because I was on a pretty good run. I haven't smashed a Dual Shock Controller in close to a year. I probably need to be medicated.
@Freshguy I spend more money in PS2 controllers than in games for all platforms i have together... But for some reason my mouse is 4 years old... It's still the original one, outlasted the monitor and the printer that came with it... lol @Maxburn Too right! Your self respect comes first before anything! If you let them get away with the first one, you're done! I have a little clip with one of those firing a normal, then a large clip... 2 seconds to empty it! I have fired a Glock 17 before, It does have a nice kick, might be old (and ugly) now but it's still as good as the P99...
@MaxBurn I don't disagree that everyone has the right to go upside somebody's head when it comes to self-defense. I was told this by a local prosecuting attorney (with some nice looking legs) a few years back. Fortunately, she was right as His Honor saw things the same way. The thing is, I believe it is important to choose your battles well. I guess Ive become a bit pragmatic over time. Obviously, there are exceptions, but these days, unless there is something that I can gain for myself, I'm usually more inclined just to avoid the hassle and let it ride. But hey, that's just me and I don't make any non-solicited judgements about anyone else. Life's too short. @permiggs It's a shame, but I sense that this outburst on my part, is indicative of a chronic problem. I would be willing to bet that if on Sunday, if I would have had the chronic, there would not have been any problem. LOL
You are right freshguy. It is best to pick your battles, and make sure they are worth it. I am a very tolerant person, and will avoid confrontation if given the chance. Sometimes you dont get a chance to do that though. Sometimes you can see it coming, and you have a little bit of time to decide on how to handle things. Just going to a new job will not fix things though. These bully types are in many jobs, and one day may make you the focus of their anger. Most of them start with verbal abuse, and you have to stop that stuff right away, or they think it is ok to abuse you. Many companies have human resourse departments, and try to prevent workplace violence. Sometimes, like our poster found out, reporting someone can get you laid off, if the guy being reported is a buddy of the boss. I like to believe in karma. They get paid back by life for being bad. If that doesn't work, you can always run over them with your karma..
like i said, let the companies human resources know what happened. that way the next person that works there and has a complaint about jeff can probably get his ass fired even if he is buddy-buddy with a supervisor.
