The Ferret Thread!

don't worry, i'm good now. needed a little time out in the fresh air, fighting with a weed-eater to clear my mind. hullo!

 

thank god i don't do it for fun

 

i still love ferrets. someone ferret me.

 

BAM! totally forgot about this thread...any newcommers out there a fan of the ferret?

 

i went through every other thread in the safety valve tonight right up to page 86 and decided to revive interesting ones. this was one ^.~

yes, all, speak of your ferrety love. ferrets rock!

and anthro ferrets are cool. i've got some in my screensaver they're a staple on the Roomies! comic.

anyone ever watch a ferret slide under a door? it's entertaining.

 

I like cockroaches...mind you, I have about 500 living in my kitchen so it's as well I do.

(how in the hell can jesus love anybody? the guy is dead 2000 years..strange bug..saw a picture about bush and jesus when I hit reply. Been deleting posts?)

Hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?......sold his soul to Santa

 

it's better than him worshipping Dog...or is it?

what if God is a chicken? where would ol' Colonel Sanders be then?

okay, back to ferrets....

i wish i had a ferret tail...or a ferret to keep me company in the dorm.

 

You'll need some duct tape as well...make sure you have the right end in the dark.. LMAO

 

okay, ya lost me on that one.

*scritches head*

 

It's a relative size thing...and those teeth are sharp!!

I'm going to shut up now.. :lol:

 

its a sick dirty joke...i beleive he's referring to putting a cute innocent little rodent where the sun don't shine...

 

She!! and I was more thinking about safety for Aus's anatomy.

check out the ferret rescue. http://www.sjferret.com/ferret_pictures1.html

 

jan, that is the cutest ferret pic set i've ever seen. i'm saving it!

scoop: don't you mean "she's", not "he's,", lol. jan's a sicko

ferrets rule! especially when they sleep on your forehead.

 

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Seasonal too

 

that makes me go "awwww" like you wouldn't believe.

 

AWWWWW... these ferrets just had a bath!

 

Hmmm...I like the eyes. Ferrets from hell maybe? A buddy of mine had two of them; if mine, I think they would have have been with the chestnuts roasting on the open fire. Damned things were always knocking stuff over ... even in the middle of the night; I don't think they sleep. And they STINK! I don't mean a little stinky as someone suggested but a stink you notice when you the second you walk in.

Anyone know why they made them illegal in CA? While I'm clearly not very fond of the little critters, I can't imagine why they're illegal.

 

people were setting them loose and it was having a detrimental effect on the environment, ger.

they only stick if you don't have them de-scented and don't regularly bathe them. i used to have ferrets and i can tell you it wasn't hard to keep their smell down.