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What do you want for Christmas?

Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by Mik3h, Dec 17, 2006.

  1. Auslander

    Auslander Senior member

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    dan: as wonderful of a present that would be, i don't think it would work very well, as keisha would eat you. :)

    craig: yar, indeedy, she is.
     
  2. thecraigc

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    so what is it you really want for x-mas, aus?
     
  3. Auslander

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    i already answered that.

    and craig, with a sig that size, you [bold]know[/bold] you're not allowed any text. i've told you that before. i'll go to a mod, next. :)
     
  4. ireland

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    hes legal


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  5. Auslander

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    exactly. he's 150 pixels tall, which puts him in the range of no text (100+ to 200 pixels tall).
     
  6. janrocks

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    Aye..it certainly does..... Hmm..christmas,, haven't thought about it. In my house I don't really bother with it. Not much point with no family.
     
  7. ireland

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    janrocks

    we are ye family.....
    merry christmas
     
  8. thecraigc

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    why no text? it doesn't take up any new lines... so my sig would take up the same amount of space on a page with or with out text.
     
  9. Auslander

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    doesn't matter..those are the rules. obey them or a mod will have his way with you.
     
  10. ddp

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    thecraigc, edit your sig to conform to forum specs.
    2. An image-only signature should be less than 50kb in size, and be at most 500 pixels wide and 200 pixels tall.
    4. If you want to use both text and image in your signature the image should not be more than 500 pixels wide and 100 pixels tall, and you can use up to three lines of text.
     
  11. ireland

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    Auslander

    was right,as i read it wrong..

    500x200
    500x100

    sorry my eyes are not up to par-today
    Macular Degeneration does play tricks on the eyes..
     
  12. Auslander

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    what i want for christmas right now is for everyone at AOL and Gateway to die. for some reason, my family keeps AOL at my house...(they never listen to me); and my sister got a gateway compie instead of building one (the girl not only won't take care of anything she's responsible for, she simple can't...cuz she's a *****). and then she, somehow, fried the modem...let's just leave it at Aus is cursing god and nature and everything in between...and Aus wants them all do die for christmas :)

    *edit*
    and i want ireland to have a merry christmas, too :)
     
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  13. ireland

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    Auslander
    when i read this is what i see,now ye guys now know why i use pix in a lot of my posts and not help the newbies as offen as i would like to...

    [​IMG]

    Auslander
    as below

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  14. vurbal

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    That depends on the width of your browser window. Please edit it to conform to the rules.
     
  15. Auslander

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    my former english teacher suffered from the same thing, ireland. you've got my best wishes. ^.^
     
  16. tocool4u

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    Aus, you want your family to die for Christmas? Wha?
     
  17. ddp

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    he wants to be in home alone 4!!!
     
  18. tocool4u

    tocool4u Guest

    Lol....He'll be home alone for ever than..
     
  19. Auslander

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    no, i want everyone at AOL and Gateway to die...i just want my family to lose the ability to speak or annoy me as much as they normally do.
     
  20. ireland

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    vurbal i been here longer then ye,by one day..

    you
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    me
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    as below to ye vurbal

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