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what has porn taught us?

Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by pickman, Aug 19, 2005.

  1. gear79

    gear79 Guest

    @ lethal_b
    i dodnt remember the exact name it was, but i am sure if you run a google search on it, you will find something, i just remember seeing it one day, while i was at work.... me and some of the other guys were looking at stuff we were not supposed to (not gonna say what) but i saw a link on the bottom of one of these pages, and it said i would wipe out all your history with a click of the button.... i ran a quick search, found internet washer, secureclean & windows washer, one of them looks like ya gotta pay, buti just ran one search..... google it some more, i know we saw it at work and it did work...
     
  2. J-Kwon

    J-Kwon Regular member

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    Porn has taught me to rite 'onrop' on my discs instead of porno LOL
     
  3. killerc

    killerc Guest

    Porn has taught me valuble lessons in life
     
  4. Doggy_Bot

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    Porn has taught me nothing, i really think that instead of looking at it all day get a girl...
     
  5. killerc

    killerc Guest

    lol Doggy_bot is right get a girl
     
  6. J-Kwon

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    killerc no offence but I'm fed up of your useless posts! not just in this thread in nearly every thread you participate in

    Hmmm why didn't you tell us the valuable lessons you have learnt?
     
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    Nephilim Moderator Staff Member

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    The trouble with girls is they want money, nag all time, constantly accuse you of cheating, play unwinnable mind games with you and generally make your life miserable. Porn respects my feelings and leaves me alone once I've got what I wanted :)
     
  8. Doggy_Bot

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    Nephilim, im sure every girl is mezmorized by the "shiny head of yours"
     
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  9. killerc

    killerc Guest

    Nephilim your right porn respects me
     
  10. Nephilim

    Nephilim Moderator Staff Member

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    The slick melon does have a mesmerizing quality to it. The gals love the way it feels :)
     
  11. Doggy_Bot

    Doggy_Bot Guest

    LOL! I'm sure they do, yup!
     
  12. gear79

    gear79 Guest

    neph, when your home alone, do you wax it up, slap some whip cream on it, and lay back and imagine its a sundae with a cherry on top, and think of that woman from the other night???
    ya know im teasin ya buddy.....
    man this sux... workin on a holiday..
    ponn also has taught me that them guys on the bus who pick up chicks, bang em, and drive off, is a fun idea... funny how they have not been caught.
     
  13. killerc

    killerc Guest

    hey doggy-bot thats my friday night lol
     
  14. xpitbull

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    porn hasnt taught me anything, but is good to have a dvdplayer with a good porn movie in class. LOL
     
  15. Nephilim

    Nephilim Moderator Staff Member

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    You left out the Flowbee ;)
     
  16. Daniel_G

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    The only thing porn ever (really)taught me was that if i play any of it when my girlfriend's with me, i can rest assured i get a long, wild night :)

    And, like aabbccdd, it also (sort of) taught me myriad ways of cleaning my pc :S
     
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  17. creaky

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    @Daniel_G - that first line, excellent. in fact you could even apply ddp's fave comment to that ie "teach & learn" hehe
     
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     And for you single guys out there .. remember; Porn is cheaper than dating
     
  20. JXP2307

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    Porn has taught me to "close my eyes..."

    I am BLIND in my left eye!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!

    Grandma was right.... YOU WILL GO BLIND!!!
     

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