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what has porn taught us?

Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by pickman, Aug 19, 2005.

  1. gear79

    gear79 Guest

    @ neph
    aghhhh....... the flowbee !!!!! i remember that thingy !!!
    but just exactly where do YOU use the flowbee neph?
    n/m.......... i dont wanna know !!
     
  2. Nephilim

    Nephilim Moderator Staff Member

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    I bust out the Flowbee when I can't see my equipment until it salutes ;)
     
  3. darthnip

    darthnip Moderator Staff Member

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    porn has taught me that somewhere out there, there is a girl to help me indulge in my double elbow deep anal fisting fetish ;)
     
  4. OU812Ono

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    @Darthnip LOL that's true, but usually those girls are the kind of dirty you can't wash off...... :)
     
  5. darthnip

    darthnip Moderator Staff Member

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    thats ok, i didn't plan on keeping her, plus i got a nice supply of gojo and fast orange, that stuff will wash anything off, hell i'll oxyclean my arms if i gotta, or just put trash bags on my arms, a gal like that wouldn't mind a bit.
     
  6. rihgt682

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    Porn taught me to clean my computer.
     
  7. gear79

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    @dartnip
    its kinda like the artificial insemination they do on cows........ big plastic sleeve over the arm with a probe and the goods on the end...
    oh man... these images will be in my head all day now !!

    @ neph
    i am sure you have more uses with that flowbee......
     
  8. wbfconst

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    Geeze you guys, I quit when I just started to need glasses.
     
  9. darthnip

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    yeha thats it!! the big cow sleeves!!! i need 3, 1 for each arm and one for... well nevermind i can use one of those small balloon animal making ballons for that.
     
  10. gear79

    gear79 Guest

    or a rubber glove, at least you have 5 chances that way !!
     
  11. Nephilim

    Nephilim Moderator Staff Member

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    Yet another thing we have in common ;)
     
  12. aabbccdd

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    Welcome back Nephilim ,hope the new place is working out and it looks like your connection is working fine .is it faster?
     
  13. Auslander

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    something of interest for the US members here:

     
  14. xboxdevil

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    nothing wrong with porn apart from it destoys your computer.i need adaware and an antitrogen b4 i even think about looking at internet porn again.last time i needed a reformat.i got some good mags in my draw and i dvd full of porn its good hand excersize and they respect you.just cause your looking at the women naked they not asking anything of you in return so it is cheaper than dating.and strip clubs.as for the FBI cracking down on porn they'd be better off cracking down on piracy and child porn.I dont really care about the FBI much they never do anything for me.
     
  15. Auslander

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    the entire US government runs ass-backwards most of the time...it's really annoying, lol.
     
  16. Lildoggg

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    Porn has tought me that a girl can do alot more different things than they want to do when having sex with thier spuose or even just met b/fs. I think that its crazy though that some guys have to relie on porn to keep them from going insane for some nice pink bleep. But there is also people who are vergins that when watching porn it makes them want it even more than they realize.
     
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  17. Nephilim

    Nephilim Moderator Staff Member

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    Let's watch the language Lildoggg.
     
  18. freshguy

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    Porn has taught me that everyone needs a "fluffer".
     

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